Forest Gump died and went to heaven.
A beautiful, bright shining Angel met him at the Pearly Gates. The Angel asked, "And what is your name?"
Forest replied, "My name is Forest. Forest Gump."
The Angel said, "Well, Forest, before I can let you in, you must answer three questions. First, what two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’? Second, how many seconds in a … ."
Forest quickly interrupted the Angel and said, "Stupid is as stupid does, for it is written, ‘Not by works of righteousness which we have done, but according to his mercy he saved us,’ and ‘a man is justified by faith without the deeds of the law.’
"You must be Satan and have disguised yourself as an angel of light. Get thee behind me," said Forest.
The beautiful angel changed into a hideous creature, and as he fled, a Man appeared. His face was deeply scared as though he had been severely beaten. He had nasty scars on his wrists and feet.
The Man said, "Well done, Forest, thou good and faithful servant. Thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy Lord. In My presence is fulness of joy; at My right hand there are pleasures for evermore."
"Your Name is Jesus," said Forest Gump.