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surprised your local congregation has not burt you at the stake yet lol
they're probly still too stunned to take any action yet
I wanted to stand up and say something this morning~during "Children's Moments" the teacher was talking about heritage of the American Baptist Church-it's so old it goes back to just before the Revolutionary War ...
Then in Sunday School the lesson mentioned Jonathan Edwards, and facilitator never heard of him...
There seems to be little sense of history in our congregation, definitely nothing between Acts and the Reformation
Bogus leadership of CF = Dropping member numbers.
Mornin'~things seemed kinda quiet around CF this morning so I did an unofficial count again
Total online: 158 (95 Members/63 Guests)
More members in Congregational area but more total in Society area...
Life is short - so enjoy what God gives you - KF
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>> Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity.
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>> 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
>> hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
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>> 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. ( I
>> do it all the time.Lol )
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>> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
>> with that.
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>> 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
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>> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
>> your co-workers have gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to
>> espresso.
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>> 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "ForSmuggling Diamonds."
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>> 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
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>> 8 Don t use any punctuation
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>> 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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>> 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
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>> 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
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>> 12. Sing along at the opera.
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>> 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
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>> 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds
>> all day.
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>> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
>> party because you're not in the mood.
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>> 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name,"Rock
>> Bottom."
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>> 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won, I Won!"
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>> 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
>> yelling, "Run for your lives! They're Loose!!"
Wasn't sure where else to put it, but I quit smoking 6 weeks agoAm a non-smoker for the first time in 15 years!! Hadn't said that "aloud" til now. God has been AMAZING. Haven't even been moody! That was such a massive, massive stronghold, and He's freed me of it! Just needed to share that
Congratulations, Jimminy!Hey congrats! Took me a while when I quit a few years ago but I'd only gotten to a pack a week so I wasn't a real serious smoker.
I have lost 22 lbs in the past 6 weeks, so I'm pretty happy about that--now I'm 6'2" & 246 instead of 268
No drugs or stupid pills, just went from driving 1200 miles a week to humping boxes in the warehouse. It's been so long since I've done real physical work, and I'm responding to it very well
Wasn't sure where else to put it, but I quit smoking 6 weeks agoAm a non-smoker for the first time in 15 years!! Hadn't said that "aloud" til now. God has been AMAZING. Haven't even been moody! That was such a massive, massive stronghold, and He's freed me of it! Just needed to share that
Thank you!Congratulations. That's a huge accomplishhment! I'll bet food is tasting better to you also.
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