Favourite Sayings

[Lambkins]

Come and join me in posting those favourite sayings, oneliners, quotes or what my parents said/say.
Lets make this a fun place!
Remember all those sayings your parents used to say and that you use now.
Or the ones that your parents use, if you still live with them.
How about all those cute sayings that could be used for signatures, leave some for others to use!
There are millions of Quotes out there. Lets see some here!

So I will start out with my first one:

Give God what's right, ...not what's left.

Just had to add another one:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.

Join me in the fun!

 

[The Story Teller]

If I had a penny for your thoughts, I'd be broke.

 

[Lambkins]

A dog inside a kennel barks at his fleas. A dog hunting does not notice them.

 

[The Story Teller]

If a man is in the woods and says something, is he still wrong?

 

[Lambkins]

I've started an exercise program.
I do 20 sit-ups each morning.
That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that snooze button so many times.

 

[The Story Teller]

My grandmother has been walking a mile every day for exercise. It's been two months now and we have no idea where is she.

 

[Lambkins]

It's none of your beeswax.

 

[wunnerful]

"put that down- you'll put someone's eye out"

 

[wunnerful]

"wait till your-??-finds out"

??= father, mother, sister, brother, boss, uncle, aunt etc....etc..

 

[wunnerful]

"stop making faces, your face will freeze like that"

 

[Lambkins]

If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

 

[wunnerful]

Waste not, want not. - Ben Franklin (1706-1790)

 

[Lambkins]

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

 

[wunnerful]

Well begun is half done. - Aristotle (384-322 BC)

 

[Lambkins]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

[wunnerful]

What cannot be cured must be endured. - Edmund Spenser (c.1552-1599)

 

[mheffernen5]

"Will you love the you, you hide when I but call your name; Will you go where you don't know and never be the same; Will you use the faith you've found to reshape the world around; through my sight and touch and sound in you, and you in me." - The Summons, verse #4

 

[Lambkins]

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

 

[Lambkins]

"Will you love the you, you hide when I but call your name; Will you go where you don't know and never be the same; Will you use the faith you've found to reshape the world around; through my sight and touch and sound in you, and you in me." - The Summons, verse #4

Thanks for joining us here!

Wow, you wrote this?

 

[Lambkins]

Wow, you wrote this?

Sorry misread your post!