"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"
-Princess Bride
"Black Knight: Have at you!
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid *******. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound!
The Black Knight continues to threaten Arthur despite getting both his arms cut off
King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me? "
--Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail
King Arthur: I am your king!
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you!
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
Angelic music plays...
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!
Dennis: interrupting Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! If I said I was an Emperor just because some moisted bink lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"
--Monty Pythons Quest for the Holy Grail
"I'm sorry, but this all day sucker is down to the soggy white stick"
--Topper Harley (Charlie Sheen), Hot Shots part Deux