"But why is the rum gone?" -Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribean... this line being funny because I just happened to be making rum balls when we brought the DVD home. You had to be there.
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Favourite line from a movie........
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tulc
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(Steve Martin to John Candy)
"Everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate between things that
are funny or slightly amusing. You're a miracle. Your stories have none of
that! They're not even amusing accidentally!"
-Planes, Trains & Automobiles [1987]
"Everything is not an anecdote. You have to discriminate between things that
are funny or slightly amusing. You're a miracle. Your stories have none of
that! They're not even amusing accidentally!"
-Planes, Trains & Automobiles [1987]
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tulc
loves "SO'S YER MOM!! posts!
"I had always heard that your entire life flashes before your eyes the
second before you die. Only that one second isn't a second at all, it seems
to stretch out forever like an ocean of time. For me it was lying on my back
at boy scout camp, watching falling stars. And the maple trees that line our
street. Or my grandmother's hands, and how her skin seemed like paper. And
the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird. And Janey. And my
last thought was of Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty ****ed off about what
happened to me, but it's hard to be angry when there's so much beauty in the
world. Sometimes, I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and I can't take
it. My heart swells up like a balloon that's about to burst. But then I
remember to relax, and stop trying to hold onto it. And then, it flows
through me like rain and I feel nothing but gratitude for every single
moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about,
I'm sure.
But don't worry. You will someday."
-"American Beauty"
second before you die. Only that one second isn't a second at all, it seems
to stretch out forever like an ocean of time. For me it was lying on my back
at boy scout camp, watching falling stars. And the maple trees that line our
street. Or my grandmother's hands, and how her skin seemed like paper. And
the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird. And Janey. And my
last thought was of Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty ****ed off about what
happened to me, but it's hard to be angry when there's so much beauty in the
world. Sometimes, I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and I can't take
it. My heart swells up like a balloon that's about to burst. But then I
remember to relax, and stop trying to hold onto it. And then, it flows
through me like rain and I feel nothing but gratitude for every single
moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about,
I'm sure.
But don't worry. You will someday."
-"American Beauty"
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from Pirates of the Caribbean:
"No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?"
Barbossa: Thank You, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Not you, we named the monkey Jack...
Elizabeth: You pent three days on an island drinking rum?!
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean life!
(not an exact quote, couldn't remember it well)
Mr. Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake!
Will Turner: I know, that was for the smell...
Jack Sparrow: *looks at swords* Who makes these?
Will: I do, and I practice with them three times a day!
Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, mate...
I have a lot more from POTC...gotta love that movie!
"No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?"
Barbossa: Thank You, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Not you, we named the monkey Jack...
Elizabeth: You pent three days on an island drinking rum?!
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean life!
(not an exact quote, couldn't remember it well)
Mr. Gibbs: Blast I'm already awake!
Will Turner: I know, that was for the smell...
Jack Sparrow: *looks at swords* Who makes these?
Will: I do, and I practice with them three times a day!
Jack: You need to find yourself a girl, mate...
I have a lot more from POTC...gotta love that movie!
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Hey! I posted "But why is the rum gone?" on the previous page! Lol! Another favorite:
"Stop Blowing holes in my ship!" -Pirates of the Caribbean
"Stop Blowing holes in my ship!" -Pirates of the Caribbean
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tulc
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"I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason,
no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or
death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with
this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes . . . the devil's
eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying
to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes
was purely and simply . . . EVIL!"
-Halloween
no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or
death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with
this blind, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes . . . the devil's
eyes! I spent eight years trying to reach him and then another seven trying
to keep him locked up for I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes
was purely and simply . . . EVIL!"
-Halloween
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I laugh out loud everytime my kids are watching The Rugrats Movie. This one cracks me up.
(The twin babies talking upon seeing Angelica, the mean 'big kid', being thrown through the air)
Phil : I didn't know she could fly.
Lil : That's because she's a witch.
Love, Heather
(The twin babies talking upon seeing Angelica, the mean 'big kid', being thrown through the air)
Phil : I didn't know she could fly.
Lil : That's because she's a witch.
Love, Heather
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Matthew Broderick as Phillipe in "Ladyhawke," asking God to get him out of a difficult situation:
"Of course, I'll understand completely if you don't. But it certainly would reflect well on your character if you do."
And again when the reforming thief, Phillipe, tries to go straight and tells the truth and finds the exact opposite of what he tried to accomplish happens as a result:
"But I told the truth, Lord! How am I supposed to learn any moral lessons if you keep confusing me like this?"
"Of course, I'll understand completely if you don't. But it certainly would reflect well on your character if you do."
And again when the reforming thief, Phillipe, tries to go straight and tells the truth and finds the exact opposite of what he tried to accomplish happens as a result:
"But I told the truth, Lord! How am I supposed to learn any moral lessons if you keep confusing me like this?"
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...no wait
it was 1..yeah..1......1..yeah 
"Everyone stay calm, we're taking over the ship!"
"Weddings? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"
"You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to look out for, cause you never know when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."
Will: He roped sea turtles? What did he use for rope?
Jack: Human hair... from my back!
"And I'll buy you a hat. A really big hat!"
man:You are the worst pirate Ive ever heard of...
Jack: Yes but you have heard of me!
Jac Sparrow: Wait..just how far are you willing to go to save this girl?
Will: I would die for her!
Jack: Oh ok...no worries then. Come on.
Man: youre not allowed on that ship!
Jack: Im sorry, its just SUCH a pretty boat!.....SHIP..ship!
"*impersonates Elizabeth* Must be terrible for you to be trapped here Jack, it must be terrible for you... WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!"
"You like pain? Try wearing a corset!"
"If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take yo to the black pearl and your bonnie-lass."
"If you were looking for the oppurtune moment......that was it."
all from POTC, and i have many more!!!
"Weddings? I love weddings! Drinks all around!"
"You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to look out for, cause you never know when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid."
Will: He roped sea turtles? What did he use for rope?
Jack: Human hair... from my back!
"And I'll buy you a hat. A really big hat!"
man:You are the worst pirate Ive ever heard of...
Jack: Yes but you have heard of me!
Jac Sparrow: Wait..just how far are you willing to go to save this girl?
Will: I would die for her!
Jack: Oh ok...no worries then. Come on.
Man: youre not allowed on that ship!
Jack: Im sorry, its just SUCH a pretty boat!.....SHIP..ship!
"*impersonates Elizabeth* Must be terrible for you to be trapped here Jack, it must be terrible for you... WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!"
"You like pain? Try wearing a corset!"
"If you spring me from this cell, I swear on pain of death, I shall take yo to the black pearl and your bonnie-lass."
"If you were looking for the oppurtune moment......that was it."
all from POTC, and i have many more!!!
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Gimli: Certain chance of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?
Gimli: This is something unheard of! An Elf will pass under a mountain, but a Dwarf dare not! Oh, I'll never hear the end of it!
Gandalf: Don't say anything about his dear sons death...or Frodo and the Ring...or Aragorn...maybe you shouldn't talk at all Peregrin Took...
Gimli: Of course he's twitching, he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system.
Pippin: So I imagine this is just a ceremonial position. I mean, they don't actually expect me to do any fighting. Do they?
If you haven't already figured it out, these are all from The Return of the King
Gimli: This is something unheard of! An Elf will pass under a mountain, but a Dwarf dare not! Oh, I'll never hear the end of it!
Gandalf: Don't say anything about his dear sons death...or Frodo and the Ring...or Aragorn...maybe you shouldn't talk at all Peregrin Took...
Gimli: Of course he's twitching, he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system.
Pippin: So I imagine this is just a ceremonial position. I mean, they don't actually expect me to do any fighting. Do they?
If you haven't already figured it out, these are all from The Return of the King
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The-Doctor
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I have a few my favorite being of course..."Some things are true whether you believe them or not" Seth the angel from City of angels when Meg Ryans character says she doesnt belive in God.
"Some things change...and somethings stay the same." Morpheus in Matrix Reloaded.
"Those your skis?...both of them?" Dumb and Dumber.
"Fiery the angels fell, deep thunder rolled around their shores, burning with the fires of a Hawk. Yes, Questions." Blade Runner....my all time favorite movie.
"I've seen Sea beams glittering off the Tenhauser Gate, attack ships on fire of the shoulders of Orion. All those moments will be lost like tears in rain....time to die." Blade Runner
"Is this to be an empathy test, capillary dilation or the so called "Blush" response, fluctuation of the pupil...involuntary dilation of the Iris."
"Mr Deckard DR Eldon Tyrell"
"We call it Voight Comp for short."
"Demonstrate it."
"Wheres the subject?"
"I want to see a negative before I provide me with a positive."
"On you."
"Try her."
"I'm insignificant but with attitude" Antz
"Some things change...and somethings stay the same." Morpheus in Matrix Reloaded.
"Those your skis?...both of them?" Dumb and Dumber.
"Fiery the angels fell, deep thunder rolled around their shores, burning with the fires of a Hawk. Yes, Questions." Blade Runner....my all time favorite movie.
"I've seen Sea beams glittering off the Tenhauser Gate, attack ships on fire of the shoulders of Orion. All those moments will be lost like tears in rain....time to die." Blade Runner
"Is this to be an empathy test, capillary dilation or the so called "Blush" response, fluctuation of the pupil...involuntary dilation of the Iris."
"Mr Deckard DR Eldon Tyrell"
"We call it Voight Comp for short."
"Demonstrate it."
"Wheres the subject?"
"I want to see a negative before I provide me with a positive."
"On you."
"Try her."
"I'm insignificant but with attitude" Antz
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The-Doctor
Man with a scarf
"Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?" Star Wars
"He's no good to me dead!" Empire Strikes Back
"Yeah well dont get all mushy on me Princess."
"I'd rather kiss a wookie."
"I can arrange that....he could use a good kiss."
Great films
"He's no good to me dead!" Empire Strikes Back
"Yeah well dont get all mushy on me Princess."
"I'd rather kiss a wookie."
"I can arrange that....he could use a good kiss."
Great films
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