The Book: Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, 'Oh no, not again.' Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
The Book: In the beginning, the Universe was created. This made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
Slartibartfast: Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, "Hang the sense of it," and keep yourself busy. I'd much rather be happy than right any day.
Arthur Dent: And are you?
Slartibartfast: Ah, no.
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laughs, snorts]
Slartibartfast: Well, that's where it all falls down, of course.
-Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy
"If you are the Beast, then answer me this. Which one hmm? 'Cause the universe has been busy since you've been gone. There are more religions then there are planets in the sky. The Arkiphets, Quoldonity, Christianity, Pash-Pash, Neo-Judaism, San Claar, Church of the Tin Vagabond. Which Devil are you?"
-The Docter (Doctor Who; The Satan Pit)
O'Neill: General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?
Maybourne: Striking an officer is a quick way to a court martial.
O'Neill: I'm not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I'm gonna shoot you.
Maybourne: Teal'c. It's good to see you well.
Teal'c: In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you.
-Stargate SG-1
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