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Uncle Buck

Buck: Well, well, well, they certainly are scraping the bottom of the barrel for cheerleaders these days.
Tia: What are you doing here?
Buck: I was just driving by with Miles and Maisey going out for some ice cream. Thought you might like to join us.
Tia: I said I would be home at 10. It's not even 9!
Buck: Who said anything about that? I thought you might like to join us for some ice cream. Maybe your boyfriend Bug here can join us. We can talk about burying the hatchet. You know what a hatchet is Bug?
Bug: An ax?
Buck: Sort of, yeah. I got one in my car if you'd like to see it.
Bug: I'll pass.
Buck: Fair enough. I like to carry it around because you never know when your going to need it. A situation may come up say for example, someone has been drinking, and about to drive a loved one home, they I'd like to know I have it. Not to kill. Just to maim. Take a little off the shoulder. Swish! The elbow. Slash! Shave a little meat off the old kneecap. Fowap! Ooooo! You got both kneecaps? I like to keep mine razor sharp. Sharp enough you can shave with it. Why I've been known to circumcise a knat. You're not a knat are you Bug? Wait a minute, bug, knat. Is there a little similarity? Whoa, I think there is! Ha ha ha. You understand what I'm talking about? I don't think you do. I'll be right back. Heh heh heh heh.
[walks away]
Tia: I'm sorry. He's very over...
Bug: Look, I think you'd better split. I don't exactly want you uncle to sic an ax on me.
Tia: He's all talk.
[Buck pulls out a small hatchet from his car]
Buck: Here it is! Come over here, Bug! Come on, I want to show it to you. Maybe later. Okay. Let's go Tia!
 
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Army of Darkness:

"Sure I could've stayed in the past, could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king. Hail to the king, baby." - Ash

Star Wars:

"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dustin' crops, boy!" - Han Solo

Happy Gilmore:

"Step up folks, see if you can outdrive the amazing golf ball uh, whacker guy!" - Happy Gilmore

Naked Gun:

"It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside." - Frank Drebin
 
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MEOMY said:
"This!...is my BOOMSTICK!"

--Ash from Army of Darkness
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"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This...is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12-gauge double-barrelled Remington, S-Marts top of the line! You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95, it's got a walnut stock, kobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart. Shop S-Mart...you got that?!?"

I think I know that movie by heart.
 
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"Good.....Bad....I'm the one with the gun" -- Ash, Army of Darkness

"Oh, yes, and one more thing, dear Lord, about our enemies, ignore their heathen prayers and help us blow those little *******s straight to Hell. Amen."
-- Lt. Colonel Hal Moore: We Were Soldiers
 
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LOL! I love that movie.
 
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Unbreakable:
It's hard for many people to believe that there are extraordinary things inside themselves, as well as others.

About Schmidt:
Jack Nicholson:Well Ndugu, I'll close now. You probably can't wait to run and cash this check and get yourself something to eat.

The Shining:
Jack Torrance: Wendy.
Wendy Torrance: Stay away.
Jack Torrance: Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the **** in. Ha, ha.
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(typed on multiple sheets of paper)All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Monty Python and The Holy Grail: (one of my faves...a classic for sure):
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
 
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"Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work. But I've got my country's five hundreth anniversary to plan, my wedding the arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped!"
Prince Humperdink, The Princess Bride

"I fell off the terminal again."
Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber

Frodo: "Frodo Baggins is my name, and this is Samwise Gamgee.
Faramir: "Your bodyguard?"
Sam: "His gardener."

Wormtongue: "Even if the wall is breatched, it would take thousands to storm them"
Sarumon: "Tens of thousands"
Wormtongue: "But my lord there is no such army"
*leads to the overhead view of Sarumon's massive Orc army. Awesome.*

"Fly, you fools!"

"Yes... Yes! Let the horn of Helm Hammerhand sound in the deep, one land time."
"Let this be the hour that we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath. Now for ruin. And the red dawn!"

"Shall I describe it to you, or find you a box?"
The Lord of the Rings

"Merry Christmas!!!!"

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends - Clarance"
It's a Wonderful Life

So many quotes, not enough time...
 
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Mistyfogg said:
Lloyd: So you're telling me there is a chance!
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ROFL!! We say that around our office ALL the time, Misty!!!

"Fools Rush In" was on the other night (with Matthew Perry & Salma Hayek - I LOVE this movie). I forgot how hilarious it really is!

Isabel: "Now remember, never say Jesus Christ in front of my mother."

Isabel: "Alex, this is Chui, a very good friend of the family".
Alex: "Chui? Nice to meet you, I'm Luke Skywalker! (pause) You probably get that a lot".

Isabel's mother: "Presbyterian is not a religion."
Alex's mother: "I beg your pardon?!"
Alex's father: "Our forefathers came over here to ESCAPE religious persecution!"
Isabel's father: "Sir, when your people STOLE the land from us, we vowed we would never give up our culture!"
Alex's father: "You call this culture?! Eating guacamole in a ghetto blaster while it's 200 degrees outside??!
Isabel's father: "Now you're insulting a Mayan's guacamole?!"
Alex's father: "In case you haven't noticed, the WHITE people are MELTING out here!!"

Alex's friend: "You got married? Why would you get married unless you knocked her up? (long pause) You knocked her up?!
Alex: Yes, I'm married, dating is stupid anyway. Why keep plugging change into a slot machine - it's a gamble either way. You dated your wife years before you got married, and now you're divorced."
Alex's friend: "Yeah, and that slot machine now owns my HOUSE."
 
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Heres one of mine from one of the star wars movies:
Yoda:do or do not there is no try.
 
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Ah, I forgot some more from Dumb and Dumber:

"His head fell off!!"

"You sold our dead parakeet to a blind kid?!"

"We landed on the moon!"

Bikini Girls: "Hey guys, we're looking for two oil boys to tour the country with us and grease us down before our photoshoots."
Harry: "You're in luck! There's a town about three miles that way, I'm sure you'll find a couple of guys there."
Lloyd: "Don't you realize what you've done?! Stop! Wait! Oh, sorry about my friend. He's a little slow... the town's back that way."

"You're it"
"You're it, queenzies"
"You're it, double queenzies, stamps"
"No, you can't do that Lloyd... you can't double queenzie, Lloyd!"
"Lalalalalala!"

I heart that movie
 
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from Knockaround Guys (i'd like to find the transcript of the whole scene but haven't yet)

Taylor: 500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
 
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I ate his liver with a nice kiantie (sorry about spelling) and a plate of fava beens. hisssssssss ~Dr. Hanable Lecter Silence of the Lambs

She turned me into a newt.
A newt?
I got better~Montey Python and the Holy Grail

I am no man!~LOTR ROTK

Last but not least
This town needs an enigma~ Joker Batman
 
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Fight Club
"This is your life and it is ending one minute at a time."

"I am Jack's colon."
"Yeah, I get cancer and kill Jack."

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya."

"The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken."

The Matrix
"Dodge this."

"I know kung-fu."

Matchstick Men
"You're a con man?"
"Con artist."

"She said you were a bad guy. You don't seem like a bad guy. "
"That's what makes me good at it. "

"I'm not a criminal. I'm a con man."
"The difference being?"
"They give me their money."
 
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Wow, rereading some of these quotes has made me laugh my head off. There are so many. I could probably quote Dumb and Dummer from beginning to end. I LOVE THAT MOVIE.

Here are some from The Crow:

Eric: Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

T-Bird: There ain't no coming back man! There ain't no coming back!

Sara: You're probably wondering why I'm sleeping in a grave yard
Eric: Safest place in the world to be.
Sara: Yeah only because everyone is dead.

A Knights Tale

Let's dance you and I

It's called a lance....hellooooooooooo

The Passion of the Christ

Behold mother I make all things new! (If I hadn't been crying so much while watching that movie, I would have jumped up and applauded then.)

Ok that's it for me. I would also add pretty much anything Al Pacino says. He is great.
 
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