Fake the Board

[FatBaldandToothless]

My Intelligence Quotient.



Have you ever tried to buy an entire chess set at a pawn shop?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Yes, but I was missing some marbles...

How tall are you?

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

Have you seen my profile photo?


What's your favorite ethnic cuisine?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Martian

Have you ever run away with the circus?

 

[rainbowpromise]

I tried but there wasn't room for me in the clown car.

Have you ever gone white water rafting?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Never in a lifetime! I would fall out of the boat!

What temperature do you set your air conditioner at?

 

[MN John]

130`F. Nobody needs to be cooler than that!

How many times do I have to tell you?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

What?

What's for breakfast?

 

[MN John]

Oil and elephant.

Where's the beef?

 

[sahjacq]

Sort of tan, it's the same color as all the other refrigerator boxes in the alley. Mine is the one that says "Maytag".


What is your IQ?

In the dog

what colour was that

 

[MN John]

mauve

Where are your shoes?

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

At the end of my pants.


Woo-hoo - 100 posts.


When you made your 100th post, were you as dorky as I?

 

[rainbowpromise]

I refuse to answer that. It either makes me look dorky or you even dorkier.


What does your clock say at noon?

 

[MN John]

Meow.

How did you get here?

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

Made a wrong turn on my way to the nut hut.


How long are yardsticks where you live?

 

[MN John]

The length from the Governor's nose to his thumb.

Which way to Albuquerque?

 

[Judilyn]

clicK your heals 3 times and say, "Theres no place like
Albuquerque"

Is your refrigerator running?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

No, it gallops.

Does your micro wave?

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

No, but I just waived my right to a decent question.


Have you ever picked up the evening's meal and tried to pass it off as home-made?

 

[MN John]

No! Never!

What do you look like?