Fake the Board

[MN John]

I thought I'd take a quick jaunt around the edges of the USA, just the contiguous 48 states. So Canadian and Mexican borders and Atlantic and Pacific Coasts. Wonder if I should go clockwise or counterclokwise

Do you like my haircut?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Yes, your legs look much better in a buzz cut!

Have you seen my pet dinosaur?

 

[MN John]

Hey! How did you know!

I think I saw him eating Tokyo.

What's your weather today?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Drizzling poodles with a faint threat of lizard.

How far are you from Chicago?

 

[HisEagle]

Two million light years.

Have you ever seen a purple cow drink beer?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Only once on a Tuesday on a leapyear when I was a millionaire.

HYE put your foot in your mouth?

 

[MMXII]

I tried but it really doesn't fit that well.

Where did you go yesterday?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

The same place I'll be tomorrow.

HYE jumped in a puddle?

 

[MN John]

Never.

Why am I here?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Because you're so hungry you could eat a horse.

BTW what's for dinner next Thursday?

 

[MMXII]

Wednesday.

Who cares?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

No one.

Where's your purple frumpus?

 

[HisEagle]

It's being dyed green.

Do bats sleep with their radar on?

 

[Judilyn]

whose radar?

Have you ever did a chinese fire drill?

 

[HisEagle]

Only in Mexico.

What part of the U.S. do you think is the prettiest?

 

[MMXII]

New Jersey, I sure wish I lived there.

How do I look?

 

[Judilyn]

I don't know, through glasses?

When are you going to bed?

 

[HisEagle]

Yesterday morning. (Actually, that's true. I didn't get to bed until yesterday morning!)

What do you think is the best way to clean a bath tub?

 

[MN John]

never.


what's up?

 

[HisEagle]

Down.

Do you think Ferris Wheels are fun?