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[MMXII]

I'm in the midst of the party right now. There are people crowded *hey hold it down* all over the house *shhhhh, I can't think* and later tonight...fireworks

How did you celebrate?

 

[MN John]

I went to the maternity ward and tried to get all of the mom's-to-be who were there in labor to celebrate!

What is inevitable?

 

[MMXII]

Isn't it always! First it was this and then it was that and then finally...BANG!! There it was.

Is your life boring?

 

[MN John]

Yes.

Are we there yet?

 

[MMXII]

Almost, another 15 minutes and we'll be there.

What was that?

 

[MN John]

It was Greenland melting.

Do you like rabies?

 

[MMXII]

The one thing I like the most about having rabies is when I froth at the mouth. It's funny to watch people's reaction when I shake my head around and it gets on them

Do you like armadillo's?

 

[MN John]

Only if they're chocolate-covered, deep-fried armadillos on a stick!

Where are you moving to?

 

[MMXII]

Minnesota, I got a town house right next to yours. Howdy neighbor I hope you don't mind the loud music at night.

Can I borrow a cup of sugar?

 

[MN John]

No, sugar is illegal in Minnesota.

What are you trying to do? Get me in trouble?

 

[MMXII]

What? The sugar police gonna arrest you? Just think, if they do you'll have a lot of sugar to eat

Is the lack of sugar in MN the reason everyone is concerned with their image?

 

[MN John]

No, it's because Minnesotans are frozen 6 months of the tear, so however you look at the start of winter is how you'll look until the spring thaw.

Why is Delaware so small?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Because it's a major exporter of bananas and shower curtains.

What is the last book you read?

 

[MMXII]

I hate to read. I don't think I've ever read a whole book. Why read anyway?

What's for dinner?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Toe nails.

What are you gonna buy at the store?

 

[MMXII]

Toe nails. Maybe they'll be yours. I need an extra one or two because I have an extra toe on my left foot and two extras on my right.

When you look out of the window, what do you see?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

My reflection looking back at me.

How many days of the week are on your calendar?

 

[MMXII]

14, the month is Leptover. The year, of course, MMXII.

How many pets do you have?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

3 - Two flies and a spider

Do you like flowers?

 

[MMXII]

Only the poisonous kind.

What color are your eyes?