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[MN John]

It sounded like it was somewhere very nearby, maybe right about where you're standing.

Did you feel anything?

 

[MMXII]

I did, the earth moved a little.

Wonder what that was?

 

[MN John]

I have a theory ... but I'd better not post it. Shhhh! Be vewy quiet!

Is it time to have?

 

[MMXII]

It's always time to have. If we ain't have, people wonder what the heck is going on with us. Let's face it, we're weird.

Wanna count my freckles?

 

[MN John]

Icky! No! Freckles are bad! Yuck!


Wanna go tenting?

 

[MMXII]

Aaaahhhhhh....tents!! They scare me. Have that big pole in the center that I'm afraid will fall down. No thank you!!

What makes you a little crazy?

 

[MN John]

Don't worry, it won't fall down!

 

[MN John]

Nothing makes me a little crazy. I'm not crazy and I have my release papers right here to prove it!

 

[MN John]

Were you a girl scout?

 

[MMXII]

No, I wasn't allowed to be a girl scout. I was kept holed up in a corn crib most of my youth. They fed me watermelon and dog food. But if I had been, I would have liked tenting.

What are your sleep habits?

 

[MN John]

I sleep every third minute. That way I get my 8 hours out of every 24. Some people find this disturbing at first, but you get used to it.

Do you like Mexican food? Why or why not?

 

[MMXII]

Do I look Mexican? I only eat American food...Steak and Baked Potato and sweet tea. I don't like foreign foods, I wish we never let immigrants cook around here.

Want to come to Kentucky with me?

 

[MN John]

No!!! What would I do there? You'll be working all day and sleeping all night! I wouldn't know anybody and you know how shy I am around people!

What is your emergency escape plan?

 

[MMXII]

Plan A: Never have emergencies; Plan B: Drop back 10 and punt; Plan C: If all else fails, see Plan A.

What will you be doing today?

 

[MN John]

Plan A: Never have emergencies; Plan B: Drop back 10 and punt; Plan C: If all else fails, see Plan A.

What will you be doing today?

I left at midnight and drove at 90 mph towards Louisville, KY. I'm past halfway there now and hope to arrive by noon. Then I hope to surprise someone with a visit... (I hope I haven't just given away the surprise).

What did you do on your off-time during your last business trip?

 

[MMXII]

I left at midnight and drove at 90 mph towards Louisville, KY. I'm past halfway there now and hope to arrive by noon. Then I hope to surprise someone with a visit... (I hope I haven't just given away the surprise).

Shame you didn't

Let's see...I vowed whatever happened in Kentucky, stayed in Kentucky but here's a clue...it involves a bartender, red stiletto heels, a guy named Lou and a trip to Six Flags.

Where were you when I was involved in all of the above?

 

[MN John]

Wearing a disguise and calling myself "Lou"!

What souvenirs did you bring home?

 

[MMXII]

Hey Lou Well since you were there, you'd know what souveniers I brought home.

Do you want your tie back?

 

[MN John]

No, I don't think the stains would come out, besides, you might need it again.


How's the weather?

 

[MMXII]

It's terrific. It's sunny and 85 degrees. I'm loving it.

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