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[MMXII]

Let's see. I get up, cook a full breakfast for my family and then serve it to them in bed. I take the dogs for a long run after I've washed up all the dishes. Then I joyfully go to work. (that was hard to do with a straight face)

Where is your next vacation?

 

[MN John]

I've booked a tour with Air ALBANIA. All inclusive, airfare, accomodations, the works. It's something they call their "infidel special".

How high can you jump?

 

[MMXII]

2.3 inches...I'm kinda earthbound.

What would be the ultimate job for you?

 

[MN John]

Full-time clean-up crew!

How was your day?

 

[MMXII]

So far it's been wonderful. I got to wake up early just like I like it.

Clean-up crew huh?

 

[MN John]

Ummm ... yup!

What are you excited about?

 

[MMXII]

That I've won the presidential primaries in all 50 states and my election is a shoe-in. I can't wait to be POTUS. Just wait, no more taxes...on anything. Gas will be ten cents a gallon and everyone will be a millionnaire.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

 

[MN John]

If by pairs, you mean where the two shoes are the same? Then one and a half.


What's that purple thing?

 

[MMXII]

A slingshot but it doesn't work well. I think I need help with it. Do you know how to use this?

Why is your favorite color tan?

 

[MN John]

Because it is bright and vibrant and it is the color of the sun and flowers and fireworks (did I mentionI'm color-blind?

How do you know you're a mammal?

 

[TheAJKMan]

Because of all my dangly bits..... oh wait, darn that is just gravity taking it's toll

You love working for a living

TheAJKMan

 

[MMXII]

I do love working for a living. I wished I didn't have to sleep so I could work more.

What's that thing on your cheek?

 

[MN John]

I named it "Elmo".

What are you wearing?

 

[MMXII]

I have on long-johns, thermal socks, sweat pants, sweat shirt and a parka. It's cold here.

Describe yourself.

 

[MN John]

/me looks in mirror.
^^^ That's me right there!

What's in your ear?

 

[MMXII]

A tongue...I have no idea how that got there.

Is there buzzards around you?

 

[MN John]

No, that's a kite I'm flying that is shaped like a turkey buzzard!


Tell the truth, that pacifier's not really for your grandson, is it?

 

[MMXII]

Nope, I need it when I go to bed. I still like sucking things, like it...lollipops...kool-pops.

What was that noise?

 

[MN John]

It was the sound of a tree growing. It's usually very quiet, but sometimes when it grows real fast you can hear it.

Did I hear something drip?

 

[MMXII]

I heard it too. Maybe we should investigate.

Which way did it come from?