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[MMXII]

Because I'd rather stay right here, with these 3 girls. I enjoy them so much that I never want to be away from them. I wish we could stay up 24/7 together.

Would you like to go to Kentucky?

 

[MN John]

No, it would be terrible there. There are too many Kentuckians that live there!

Who's your favorite dog?

 

[MMXII]

Rin Tin Tin

How tall are you?

 

[MN John]

7'5"

How tall are you?

 

[MMXII]

3'5", I wear stilts.

What do you weigh?

 

[MN John]

I weigh bananas at the green grocers.

What did you get for free?

 

[MMXII]

I got a free car. It was a Corvette. I disliked it so much I gave it back.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

 

[MN John]

I'd assassinate several world leaders for a Klondike Bar.

What are you doing tomorrow?

 

[MMXII]

Sleeping in, having breakfast in bed, lounge in bed all day and have the maid and butler wait on me hand and foot.

What are you doing tomorrow?

 

[MN John]

Having a light day as your butler because I just learned that you've hired a maid too now and I don't have to wait on you hand and foot all day by myself!

would you like a carrot?

 

[MMXII]

Please!! I love carrots. They are good for my eyes *bats eyelashes*

What's your favorite olive stuffing?

 

[MN John]

pickled beets! Yum!


What's a hypotenuse?

 

[MMXII]

It's a flock of hippopotumuses. They flock in a group of more than 3.

What's your favorite language?

 

[MN John]

Het Nederlands is mijn favoriete taal.

Wat is uw favoriete positie?

 

[MMXII]

Huh?

What was that?

 

[MN John]

In Dutch I said:
Dutch is my favorite language.

What is your favorite place?

 

[MMXII]

Smyrna, DE. I love that town. I wish I lived there. Then I could walk to work.

What color is your hair?

 

[MN John]

I don't have hair because I'm not a mammal.


How do you get to work?

 

[MMXII]

I have the DSP helicopter come pick me up and fly me to work. Then they just hover over work and I parachute down. Pretty exciting first thing in the morning. Then in the afternoon, they lower the rope ladder and I climb up.

How are you feeling?

 

[MN John]

Dr. Phil said that the reason people don't feel inner peace is because they leave too much unfinished in their lives. So I finished a half a bottle of wine, a quater bottle of vodka, a package of Oreos, and a box of chocolates and I feel GREAT!!!

What are your morning rituals?