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[MMXII]

I don't work, I'm filthy rich. I pay people to type my messages and to wait on me hand and foot.

Where do you work?

 

[MN John]

I type your messages and wait on you hand and foot.

When do I get a raise?

 

[MMXII]

Why do you think filthy rich people stay that way...NEVER!!! Mwahahahahaaaaa.....

Do you have a cold?

 

[MN John]

Yeth, I habb a code in my nozjh.

When wudd the latht time you had a code?

 

[MMXII]

Coke? I never drink the stuff. I'm a Pepsi girl.

What is your fondest memories of the last time you ate a marshmallow?

 

[MN John]

I can't say it here!

What can you hear right now?

 

[MMXII]

Huh?

Do you blush?

 

[MN John]

Do you blush?

No. Nothing I am thinking or feeling ever shows on the outside. I have cultivated this stoneface while winning the last 11 straight world poker championships.

Are you a mammal?

 

[heffalump_hunter]

Nope mineral,

Would you like to live in a Yellow Submarine?

 

[MN John]

No, I did that for 5 years and I don't want to do it again.

Which world record that you hold are you most proud of?

 

[MMXII]

Let's see, there are so many that I hold. I guess it would be the sneezing one. I've sneezed for the last 35 years. This one has brought me many perks. Kleenex has provided me with a car, it looks like a Kleenex box and then when it gets dirty I just rip off the top layer.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would that be?

 

[MN John]

Algeria.


How old is someone when they stop being a "kid"?

 

[MMXII]

I'll let you know when I get to that age.

Do you like snow?

 

[MN John]

Yes, it's my favorite substance.

How have gas prices modified your lifestyle this summer?

 

[MMXII]

None at all. I drove to Cali for a few days. It's beautiful out there on the left coast.

What are you doing today?

 

[MN John]

I'm building a bridge over the Bering Straight.


How did you get so cute?

 

[MMXII]

I ain't cute, I'm hideous...and ogre really.

Do you like ice cream?

 

[MN John]

No, it is cold and I like to eat only piping hot things when the temperature is in the 90's!

Hot enough for ya?

 

[MMXII]

Not quite, about 50 more degrees and then it will be. (side note: I hate that question and won't normally answer anyone that asks it)

Did you see that?

 

[MN John]

Not quite, about 50 more degrees and then it will be. (side note: I hate that question and won't normally answer anyone that asks it)

Did you see that?

Yeah, but I wasn't going to mention it!

If you had only one day to live, how would you spend it?