Fake the Board

[EastChief]

Once during a hurricane I spit over 32 miles.

Have you ever walked on hot coals?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

No, I usually don't step in my barbeque.

Have you ever walked on a bed of nails?

 

[EastChief]

Yes, it's how I get my feet in shape for the hot coals.

Can you recite the alphabet backwards?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

My name isn't Backwards.

Can you read in a foreign language?

 

[EastChief]

Yes, but I can't understand what I'm reading.

Have you ever eaten a live goldfish?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Does it taste better than eating a dead one?

Have you ever seen a picture in the clouds?

 

[EastChief]

Yup, but I had to use a telescope.

Can you tune a piano?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

No, but I can play a piano tune.

Can you play your nose?

 

[EastChief]

Only if I pick a good tune first.

What's the longest your hair ever was?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Down to my waist and then some.

What's the longest YOUR hair's ever been?

 

[EastChief]

I never measured, but one time I let it dangle from a 4th story window so my true love could bring me a pizza.

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

heee heee

Why would my bedpost be chewing gum?


Have you ever been on a magic carpet ride?

 

[EastChief]

That's how I get to work since I can't afford to buy gas.

Did a car salesman ever take you for a ride?

 

[MMXII]

Yup, we rode across the country. I really wanted to test drive that car but he wouldn't let me.

What kind of car do you have?

 

[MN John]

It's blue and has 9 wheels.


How cold was it today?

 

[EastChief]

An Edsel. It's a classic!

What do you have in your glove compartment?

 

[EastChief]

It's blue and has 9 wheels.


How cold was it today?

Zero Degrees Kelvin.

Will you send me a million dollars?

 

[MMXII]

It's blue and has 9 wheels.


How cold was it today?

105 in the shade.

An Edsel. It's a classic!

What do you have in your glove compartment?

One of my ex's.

Did you floss?

 

[MN John]

Zero Degrees Kelvin.

Will you send me a million dollars?

Again?!

105 in the shade.



One of my ex's.

Did you floss?

Yes, between every toe!

Is water wet?

 

[EastChief]

Only if you put water on it.

How many stars are there?