Fake the Board

[Heart of a Seeker]

Who's your favorite actor?

both

 

[Theofilus]

Ronald Reagan. I think he was the best actor of all time.

What are you doing right now?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

playing on CF, drinking coffee and composing a symphony...

What is your favorite pastry?

 

[rainbowpromise]

Anything covered in almonds or pecans. Oh and walnuts are good too. (Yikes, my throat feels like it is closing just posting this. )

How far can you walk in a day?

 

[Theofilus]

I can go all the way from here to there in one day.

How far is it from here to there?

 

[EastChief]

About twice the distance as from there to here.

Can you reliably count on a two year old to do your laundry?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Only if it's a two year old washer.

How far is there to here?

 

[EastChief]

It depends how fast you're driving.

Why is a grapefruit called a grapefruit?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Because it isn't called a kiwi.

Why is a kiwi called that?

 

[EastChief]

Because "kiwi" in Yiddish means "That which is not a grapefruit".

Can you run a mile in under 4 minutes?

 

[NorwayUnn]

Because the kiwis are from Kiwi Land and not from Aussie Land.


When do you stand on your head?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

When I have a hard question to answer.

And no, I can't run a mile in 4 minutes.


Can you stand on your head and run a mile in 4 minutes?

 

[Theofilus]

Actually, my personal record for running while standing on my head is 3:47.

Are you related to anyone famous?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Why yes I am.


Are you anyone famous?

 

[Theofilus]

Yes, in real life I'm Elvis Presley.

Why are batteries not included?

 

[EastChief]

I'm so famous I had to enter the famous protection program.

Can you ice sculpt?

 

[EastChief]

Yes, in real life I'm Elvis Presley.

Why are batteries not included?

Because the manufacturers are so concerned about you that they don't want the package to be too heavy.

Have you ever built a house?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Only out of popsickles.

Have you lifted 200 pounds?

 

[EastChief]

Sure. I also lifted 200 dollars and 200 yen.

Would you like to swim with dolphins?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

No, but I don't want to swim with the fishes.

Have you ever sold a farm?