Fake the Board (game)

[sherri]

I drank 40 kegs of beer in one night and exploded.


Who did your second cousins auntys nephews grandfathers nieces mothers sister date last weekend and why?

 

[PastorJer]

She went out with Richard Dean Anderson because back in the day she really thought he looked hot... you know back in the days of Miami Vice!

What are you doing with a laser pointer?

 

[Jenster]

I'm pointing out to astronomers all the new planets we've got now.

How'd you do at golf last weekend?

 

[sb573]

I scored 15 under par u wouldn't ever believe i got a whole in one that bonced it to the next hole.
What is ur best kept secret?

 

[sherri]

My algea collection


Which of your pets has been your favourite?

 

[MMXII]

Petunia the pig. She was by far my most favorite pet. She made good ham, bacon and scrapple. And oh, the tenderloin from her was to die for.

What color is your bedroom walls?

 

[MN John]

I don't have walls. Walls are for wimps! I live with nature! Grrr!


What are you wearing?

 

[HeDied4Me]

Oh, just one of my normal outfits... A pink silk evening gown, silver high-heeled sandals, and a tiara.

What's the best compliment anyone has ever given you?

 

[Hope_0004]

Someone just told me the other day, "I always feel so much smarter when I hear you talk."

What are the top 5 requirements for your dream guy or girl?

 

[HeDied4Me]

1. He must be rich and famous and really really really good-looking
2. He must own a motorcycle
3. He must wear a leather jacket
4. He must have an electric guitar
5. He must be able to burp the alphabet


If you found a $100 bill on the sidewalk, what would you do with it?

 

[MMXII]

Walk right by it. I am both too rich and too old to bend down to pick up such a small bill.

What was your most favorite birthday present?

 

[JPPT1974]

18th Birthday getting my voters registration card

What do you do on the weekends?

 

[sb573]

I get up real early and go hunting once back from hunting at about noon i go into work and hid all the paperclips

Whats in your bed at night?

 

[MN John]

Just me and my concubines.What happened to you last night?

 

[Jenster]

I got tossed off of the train, but landed on a trampoline, which bounced me up onto the wing of a 747, which dropped me off in New York in time to catch an 8 p.m. show on Broadway. Meh. Overall, a slow evening. *Yawn*

Why did that stranger just wink at you?

 

[sherri]

He was showing his approval at the orange superhero's cape, fluffy disco shirt and matching glitter shoes that I tossed on to get the bread and milk yesterday.


Whats your favourite kind of transport?

 

[nill]

Dinosaur. The excitement of not knowing whether or not your transportation will suddenly turn and eat you makes the ride so much fun.


Does your dog have a problem?

 

[SarahlovesChrist]

My dog has the problem of resentment issues because I haven't fed him table scraps in days .


Why are you wearing sunglasses?

 

[PastorJer]

Because my eyes are a gross yellow color ok... and I hate having people stare at me all the time...

Where do you call home?

 

[sb573]

The shoe rack at Kmart
Why is your hair on fire?