Fake the Board (3)

[Heart of a Seeker]

They just got done and they're in here watching tv.

How much food can your elephant eat at one meal?

 

[EastChief]

I have one of those mini-dwarf elephants and he only eats a small bowl of Pachyderm Chow each night.

Have you ever exploded an egg in your microwave oven?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

LOL!!

It's my favorite Friday night thing to do. I sit in front of the microwave and could watch for hours....I just got done, in fact.

Do you rent DVDs on the weekend?

 

[EastChief]

No, I usually peer through the neighbor's window and watch whatever they're watching.

What do you usually do on New Year's Eve?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Heee...

Look through my neighbors window and pretend party with them...

Have you eaten snails?

 

[EastChief]

Of course! They go great with exploded eggs.

Do you change the oil in your car yourself?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Well, I go between vegetable oil and olive oil - my fav is olive because it goes well with my vinegar gasoline.

Do you change your own spark plugs?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Of course, every time I get a new appliance.

Are you going Christmas caroling this year?

 

[MMXII]

Yes, and your house is on my route.

Do you like your neighbors?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Yes, clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...

Do you give your neighbors Christmas presents?

 

[EastChief]

Yes, I give everyone in my neighborhood crouton samplers.

How many presents do you have to wrap?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

I could never get the hang of talking and making those noises at the same time.



What do you want for Christmas?

 

[EastChief]

A Light Saber and a bag of walnuts.

Do you like fruitcake?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

I must, I'm related to several and friends to several others, fruitcake...


Do you eat special meatballs for Christmas?

 

[cubanito]

"Every culture in the known galaxy has something just like Swedish meatballs. There is no reason for it. Just that the Universe has a particular sense of humor." Ambassador Londo of the Centuri Republic to Babylon 5

What is your favorite space station?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

Well, I do have a large one between my ears.

Do you have a cell phone?

 

[cubanito]

Yes, trillions of them. Every cell incessantly talking to their neighbors, and also to others far away. Fortunately they're all on the same family plan, so the cost is reasonable.

Can you read and write?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Of course, and in several languages, all of them English.

How many languages can you speak fluently?

 

[MMXII]

14, Icelandic is my strongest language.

Where were you born?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

In a hospital silly.


When were you born?