Fake the Board (2)

[rainbowpromise]

Yes! I am competing in a contest to see how many pairs of sock a person can wear at once.

Have you ever been the first one in a VW?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

No, but I just got off the boat

Did you bake?

 

[rainbowpromise]

I even wrote a book on baking. You might have seen it. "Baking for Your Soon-To-Be Prison Escapee Friend"

Do you give birthday cards to friends and family?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

What are friends and family?


Do you color your hair?

 

[rainbowpromise]

Oh yes! I have a different color every day and blue for the summer.

What is your favorite recipe?

 

[Theofilus]

Oh yes! I have a different color every day and blue for the summer.

What is your favorite recipe?

Yes!

Do you enjoy cooking?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

What?

Do you read?

 

[Theofilus]

I don't know how to read.

What do you like best about work?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

going home

what kind of car do you have?

 

[rainbowpromise]

I was dreaming that someone gave me the keys to a Nissan but I couldn't find which parking garage it was in. That is worse than falling.

Do you dream in color?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

No, I dream in bed.

Are you a righty or a lefty?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

I'm a righty tighty


Do you like onions?

 

[rainbowpromise]

Bring them on and remember to breath deeply.

Don't you think garlic is a wonderful spice as well?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Most definately! It makes chocolate worth eathing

Who loves ya baby?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

???


Who's rollin' down the river?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

Proud Mary, of course!

How'd those three blind mice get that way?

 

[Heart of a Seeker]

from staring at the sun without sunglasses

do you eat globally?

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

They were born mice.


Do we grow too soon old and too late shmart?

 

[FatBaldandToothless]

Oops.

do you eat globally?

Yes, but I shop locally.

Do we grow too soon old and too late shmart?

 

[PassionateWorshipper]

(I remember that commercial! I still use those words too. How dorky can we be?!!)

I'm way shmarter than a rock, so I don't think so!

So what if Jack wasn't nimble, is that a crime?