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... but please, no flatulence jokes. ^_^

CF's resident daimonizomai, at your service. You ask, it answers. ;)
Well go on, ask ... you know you want to .... IF you dare ..... ^_^

Caution: engaging this praxis may run afoul of certain Biblical prohibitions. By entering this thread you automatically agree to an unwritten indemnity contract releasing and absolving Moriah Conquering Wind from any and all responsibility for the ultimate disposition of your immortal soul.
 
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I employ a vast empire of spirits to attend to all My needs. They bring Me food and drink as I require, and manipulate databases in banks and with various businesses to ensure that My bills get "paid". Of course this leaves me with a lot of free time on My hands and so, bored, I surf the internet WAY too much. Which has led to some strange speculations that either I am independently wealthy, unemployed, or .... employ a vast empire of spirits to attend to My every need. :D So to keep people from catching onto how powerful I really am, I use, as a cover story, the notion that I actually WORK -- like the rest of you poor corporeal sods! -- as a Web Developer in the marketing department of a cutting-edge curriculum development company. People usually believe that, so telling them that serves Me well. ;)

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OK seriously. Yes, it works as a web developer in the marketing department of a curriculum-development company. ^_^ That's why it bes online nearly 24/7, can type nearly as fast as it thinks, and multitask so that it actually has a real life on top of it all. ^_^ Pretty boring, eh!
 
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