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Eyewitness accounts of the end of the World - boring?

Do you find eyewitness accounts of the end of the World boring? (Chk all applicable)

  • I find some eyewitness accounts of the 2nd coming interesting

  • I find them all boring

  • I have not read any

  • I have all the Bible accounts of the 2nd coming


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Melethiel

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Some people are able to read more than others. I think we are all ok with that. Don't feel too bad.

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Bob
Lol. As my husband can attest, I read at a pace of 3-4 large novels a week. I just find this faux KJV writing ridiculous, pretentious, and yes, utterly boring.
 
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I tried to give your "I find them boring" option - fair representation in the list of choices. Feel free to vote for it - the rest of us can read that OP easily I suspect. Even if it is not "large novel"

Oh and BTW - the few cases where you find quotes from the KJV in the OP -- are the places where you find KJV english in the OP - (hint for the reader: quotes are using KJV english because it is a quote of the KJV complete with references for that quote. )

Probably don't find much of that in the large novels -- but other than that... it makes sense.
 
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I would rather read Dianetics .

Feel free to do it.

The point of the OP is simply that the text you find there is far from boring (as exciting as Dianetics may be to you personally).
 
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So you think John saw the end of the world? Or do you think he was shown a vision? He was given a preview much of which was concerning the destruction of Jerusalem by the Roman Empire. Now how it became twisted into an event that has not yet happened took ignoring who it was addressed to.(The Churches in the area)
John wasn't an eye witness. He was shown a preview.
 
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So you think John saw the end of the world? Or do you think he was shown a vision?

Not either -- or.

In vision he was taken to the time of the 2nd coming and millennium and the lake of Fire event that follows in Rev 19-21.

in fact he was also witness to the 7 last plagues as we see in Rev 16.

And he was writing long after Jerusalem was destroyed.

in Christ,

Bob
 
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Lol. As my husband can attest, I read at a pace of 3-4 large novels a week. I just find this faux KJV writing ridiculous, pretentious, and yes, utterly boring.
If it were written in 1611 AD the language would be acceptable but it was written late in the 19th century or early in the 20th so it has no excuse and only the very weak reason that it "sounds biblical" to KJV reading people.
 
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If it were written in 1611 AD the language would be acceptable but it was written late in the 19th century or early in the 20th so it has no excuse and only the very weak reason that it "sounds biblical" to KJV reading people.

Are you complaining that when someone quotes the KJV (complete with the reference)- it sounds like the KJV is being quoted - still??

Is there a point?

For example here is the OP quote without a few of the explicit KJV quotes stated in the text


Is it your claim that this is a level of KJV language left in the text that no writer in the 1800's could possibly employ??

Really??

That is it?



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Bob
 
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BobRyan, I occasionally quote from the KJV but the text that I write myself is not usually written in Jacobean English unless I deliberately choose to do so for some purpose - very likely a humorous one. Ellen White writes her own words in KJV-ish vocabulary and syntax quite frequently, that is the object of the remarks to which you replied. I am sorry if you didn't understand that.
 
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I tried reading the excerpt and couldn't finish. Good lord, the writing is so pretentious and yet it's so horribly written (can't stand faux-KJV). It's like reading Twilight.

Best description ever
 
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Christian success formula:

Come up with an angle that threatens believers eternal destiny. (Sat. Sabb. in this case)
Then vilify all the other errant sinners, showing and proving how they sin and violated that angle from every angle conceivable.
Then give them a way out of the (contrived) dilemma that includes strict alliance and allegiance with the spiritual guides.

Then milk it for all it's worth.
 
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And your example of A.D. 1611 KJV language being written in the actual text apart from what you consider offensive KJV quotes of actual scripture??

Where is it??

I gave you the perfect opportunity to find it.

Or are you still on the colors thing?

(first it was 'colors in a post online' then -- "boring accounts" of the end of the world - that proved not to be all that boring after all - and then "the book is too big" and now the illusive "1611 A.D. KJV" language outside of the KJV quotes themselves - that has all of MC's attention)

One wonders what he will think up next.

in Christ,

Bob
 
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So what I'm getting from this is.... if a person found it boring or poorly written, they must not have read it.

As a number on this thread have in fact admitted - they simply have not read the material.

This is not the part that is rocket science for the objective unbiased readers.

I have no problem admitting to that fact.

In the mean time the short-sighted solution "If I pretend not to see anything no other reader can see it either" is sort of like the child that places their hands over their own eyes and imagines that nobody else can see them once they do that.

I would prefer serious responses -- no matter if you agree with the theology in the text or not.

in Christ,

Bob
 
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