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Me.- Dear God, but I am not ready.

God.- I am.

Me.- Dear God, but surely there should be someone better than me

God.- So what?

Let's assume the best of humans is worth 1000000 talents

Let's assume you are worth 1, ok?

Me.- ok

God.- well if you remember from maths

Infinite + 1000000 = Infinite
Infinite + 1 = Infinite

You know, I am infinite, that's why I can do the trick :)

Me.- But, what if I am worth -1000000?

God.- You are worth a lot in my eyes, but any who accepts to do my Will can't be detrimental to my work.

Infinite - 1000000 = Infinite

if you still don't get it

Infinite - 1 potato = Infinite
Infinite + 1 potato = Infinite

Me.- Dear God but I don't have the means to...

God.- You are speaking to the One who lent Bill Gates all his money and is still as rich as he was before.

Repeat Infinite - Potato crops in Idaho = Infinite

Me.- Dear God, but what if I die?

God.- Welcome to my Peace

Me.- Dear God, but what about those I am supposed to care for...?

God.- I will not forsake them.

Me.- Dear God, but what if everyone would say No to you?

God.- The gates of hell won't prevail against my Church.

Me.- Dear God, have I any hope to present a valid excuse.

God.- Well, dear child

Infinite - Excuse = ?

:)

All of this is written with the utmost respect and for my own edification and of fellow christians