Evolution , for the simple minded..

[mrversatile48]

Jesus forecast many false prophets/teachers/messiahs to arise

Evo-loopiness is a false philosophy inconsistent with the facts: a desparate self deception to try & make man the lord of life & deny the existence & power of the Judge of all Earth

There are millions of missing links between every so-called step - we simply do not see 1 species turning into another

The "earliest" fossil-bearing strata contain complex fossils - no evidence of gradual development

Nebraska Man & Piltdown Man were both fanciful forgeries

1 of them was made up from the tooth of an extinct pig!!!!

It is deceitful to teach such flimsy theory as proven fact

"The truth will set you free"

"Let God be true & all men liars"

 

[JohnCJ]

Jesus forecast many false prophets/teachers/messiahs to arise

Evo-loopiness is a false philosophy inconsistent with the facts: a desparate self deception to try & make man thr lord of life & deny the existence & power of the Judge of all Earth

There are millions of missing links between every so-called step - we simply do not see 1 species turning into another

The "earliest" fossil-bearing strata contain complex fossils - no evidence of gradual development

Nebraska Man & Piltdown Man were both fanciful forgeries

1 of them was made up from the tooth of an extinct pig

It is deceitful to teach such flimsy theory as proven fact

"The truth will set you free"

"Let God be true & all men liars"

I don't have to agree with you to get into heaven if you choose to pretend you are as Adam was "pre-fruit" (blind, not able to see the universe around you) go right ahead.

Proverbs 3
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

Having faith with open eyes is not a bad thing though you make it out to be and it is how human kind has been since the fall of man.

Creationism is flimsy you and no one else has any argument beside a literal translation of the Bible.

You are just like the Pope that condemed Galileo, unwilling to understand or accept that God did not explain the entire creation of the universe in the Bible.

 

[mrversatile48]

I don't have to agree with you to get into heaven

Of course not: you just have to turn away from evil, & ask Jesus to forgive all your sins & come live in your heart, as Saviour & Lord of life!!


if you choose to pretend you are as Adam was "pre-fruit" (blind, not able to see the universe around you) go right ahead.

Readers wif brains see this pathetic attempt to t=w*i-s't words to fit scrambled egg brain deads: P=L=E=A=S=E!!!!!

Adam & Eve knew much better, & were far happier, before they chose to rebel against God!!!

Bet some of U fans will LOVE da hilarious, "but atheists are better lead guitarists" thread

I forgot to say, there, what I do wif TWIST & SHOUT!!!!

Proverbs 3
6 In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.

Amen - to verse 5 too..

"TRUST in the LORD with ALL your HEART & lean NOT on your OWN understanding!!!"

Having faith with open eyes is not a bad thing though you make it out to be and it is how human kind has been since the fall of man.

Have U a-c-t-u-a-l-l-y READ this WHOLE thread?

Or could you possibly be...

just a TROLL?

Creationism is flimsy you and no one else has any argument beside a literal translation of the Bible.

R U ready 4 my Harold Wilson impression out there?

Obviously a T=R=O=L=L!!!!!!

You are just like the Pope that condemed Galileo, unwilling to understand or accept that God did not explain the entire creation of the universe in the Bible.

Anyone who actually READS this WHOLE thread sees much OBSERVATION of LIFE in my posts!!!!

ANY with a BRAIN..or even a SENSE of HUMOUR ...

just click my name & "ALL posts"

ENJOY!!!

 

[mrversatile48]

It just shows ya..

old showbiz adage..

ALWAYS LEAVE 'EM WANTIN' MORE!!!!!!

Do ya pastors/preachers a favour, OK?

I'm not bein' funny...

B]Did U hear evo-loopies pout & sulk just then??[/B]

I can see I gots 2 do my Charlie White voice 4 ya too, huh????

OK..

Alright now!!!!

OOPS: I forgot to say what I do wif dat FREE classic R=O=C=K track on dat "BEST guitarists" thread!!!!

W=E=L=L....

I take it U got ya pastors/preachers 2 check out how 2 liven things up round here...

RIGHT..

Here comes dat Charlie White voice...

"Settle down..settle down.."

A miracle worker Ghana pal of mine took a youth team to Settle AoG, near Yorkshire border

Prayed for a lady with 1 leg clearly shorter than the other

A packed church SAW the leg grow!!!!!!

(Accra's Tim James helps Telford CoG now)

Similar miracle happened in S'port AoG just recently!!!!

(Crowd from Manchester's much-loved Bethshan Tabernacle saw Lynn Mort from UK lovely Lake District pray for Elim Sue, who haswalked perfectly & painlessly ever since!!)


www.eurovision.org has MANY "incurable conditions - inc cancers/tumours & multiple fractures from crashes!!"

ALL healed on TV...

in front of 1000s live too...

CONFIRMED healed by doctors

Miracle healings, & many transformed lives also ,on www.HeInvites.com

Check www.powertochange.com if you want to see how more traumas & tragedies were turned to triumph by the Almighty power of Almighty God!!



But evo-loopies are too braiwashed & closed minded to open their eyes to what's in front of their noses!!

Check back on the phenomenal amount of evidence I've given, in my 2 months here, @ fulfilled Bible prophecies..transformed lives (in Charismatic Movement Forum testimony thread as well as general testimony thread)

As well as in several creation & healing threads

See if the same cynics have read those too

With The Passion opening in UK on Fri, think how many..

who called, "Crucify!!!!"...

were the very people who saw so many miracles!!!!

To do my Byrds impression...

turn..

TURN

T=U=R=N!!!!

Which of the comedians said, @ Wheeltappers & Shunters...

"Give order for the turns!!!!"

Jesus wept over Jerusalem

O Jerusalem...

How long must I hold out My hands..

to such stubborn..

stiff-necked..

PEOPLe?"

(Even Don Quixote ain't no monkey!!)

"But you would not turn...

for Me to heal you"

 

[Jet Black]

what you say?

 

[PhantomLlama]

what you say?

You as well?

 

[JohnCJ]

It just shows ya..

old showbiz adage..

ALWAYS LEAVE 'EM WANTIN' MORE!!!!!!

Do ya pastors/preachers a favour, OK?

I'm not bein' funny...

B]Did U hear evo-loopies pout & sulk just then??[/B]

I can see I gots 2 do my Charlie White voice 4 ya too, huh????

OK..

Alright now!!!!

OOPS: I forgot to say what I do wif dat FREE classic R=O=C=K track on dat "BEST guitarists" thread!!!!

W=E=L=L....

I take it U got ya pastors/preachers 2 check out how 2 liven things up round here...

RIGHT..

Here comes dat Charlie White voice...

"Settle down..settle down.."

A miracle worker Ghana pal of mine took a youth team to Settle AoG, near Yorkshire border

Prayed for a lady with 1 leg clearly shorter than the other

A packed church SAW the leg grow!!!!!!

(Accra's Tim James helps Telford CoG now)

Similar miracle happened in S'port AoG just recently!!!!

(Crowd from Manchester's much-loved Bethshan Tabernacle saw Lynn Mort from UK lovely Lake District pray for Elim Sue, who haswalked perfectly & painlessly ever since!!)


www.eurovision.org has MANY "incurable conditions - inc cancers/tumours & multiple fractures from crashes!!"

ALL healed on TV...

in front of 1000s live too...

CONFIRMED healed by doctors

Miracle healings, & many transformed lives also ,on www.HeInvites.com

Check www.powertochange.com if you want to see how more traumas & tragedies were turned to triumph by the Almighty power of Almighty God!!



But evo-loopies are too braiwashed & closed minded to open their eyes to what's in front of their noses!!

Check back on the phenomenal amount of evidence I've given, in my 2 months here, @ fulfilled Bible prophecies..transformed lives (in Charismatic Movement Forum testimony thread as well as general testimony thread)

As well as in several creation & healing threads

See if the same cynics have read those too

With The Passion opening in UK on Fri, think how many..

who called, "Crucify!!!!"...

were the very people who saw so many miracles!!!!

To do my Byrds impression...

turn..

TURN

T=U=R=N!!!!

Which of the comedians said, @ Wheeltappers & Shunters...

"Give order for the turns!!!!"

Jesus wept over Jerusalem

O Jerusalem...

How long must I hold out My hands..

to such stubborn..

stiff-necked..

PEOPLe?"

(Even Don Quixote ain't no monkey!!)

"But you would not turn...

for Me to heal you"

I used to think you were a preacher that just didn't know a whole lot about grammer or how to make a post which was ok.

Now I just think you are either a crackpot or menatlly deficient, so I will no longer post anything concerning you. But I won't put you on ignore because your funny in a kind of Ren & Stimpy kinda way.

 

[Jet Black]

You as well?

yup. I did it


mostly because


MUD MAN's

posts


are so spread out

and get dis mon:


that


they

WASTE half

of the LOOPYPOOPY

P=A=G=E

and are


impossibe

to read

yall

(he thinks he is made of mud, lol)

 

[mrversatile48]

I used to think you were a preacher that just didn't know a whole lot about grammer or how to make a post which was ok.

Now I just think you are either a crackpot or menatlly deficient, so I will no longer post anything concerning you. But I won't put you on ignore because your funny in a kind of Ren & Stimpy kinda way.

Er..

I fink ya...

kinda..

dropped a B.. ...

when ya..

B=U=Z=Z=E=D off??????

hehehehehe!!!

Bren guns wuz wot me & Rambo & Arnie played wif..

@ Primary School...

da great band wif...

Vlad the Impaler on drumzzzzzzzzz...

Capt Nemo on bassssss.....

Spudz in saxxxxxxx.........

Leaner Horn on trumpettttt...

Who said give us a song???????

Dat I gotta rehearse 1st...

We got Emma's Rep 2 protect....

Gheghis Khan't on lead guitar...

Will ya stop playin' dat oriental riff...

Tu-Ning??????

 

[davyuk]

I think I know why MrV48s posts look like they do. He's written a 'fundie-bot'. While he's away the bot scans for words and phrases, then formulates a possible reply or rebuttle.

It just needs some debugging and a little work done on the linguistics module, and he may have a fundie-bot that fools us all.

 

[nyj]

After reading a few posts in this thread, I think my brain has turned to mush.

 

[mrversatile48]

I think I know why MrV48s posts look like they do. He's written a 'fundie-bot'. While he's away the bot scans for words and phrases, then formulates a possible reply or rebuttle.

It just needs some debugging and a little work done on the linguistics module, and he may have a fundie-bot that fools us all.

Gotta dash 4 a bus, but I use Arriva weekly bus ticket: it covers me for Manchester..Lackpool..Brum...Lake District....N & Mid Wales...


When the weather is nice, ol' Elvis will leave da building big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I know up to Thurs is squally, but if Sat OK, maybe we can all take bananas to Chester Zoo??

Throw 'em @ tourists from Blakpool "Big One"??

A joke..a joke..

but cheer up out there..

next 1 might even make ya laff!!!!!!!!!!!