Everything I Need To Iknow I Learned From Noah

[thecountrydoc]

Humorous Lessons from Noah

There is a well-known book titled, Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten. Let me suggest another: Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Noah:

1. Don't miss the boat.
2. We are all in the same boat.
3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something big.
5. Don't listen to critics; just do the job that needs to be done.
6. Build your future on high ground.
7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
9. When you're stressed, float a while.
10. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
11. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

—Source unknown; submitted by Jon Mutchler, Ferndale, Washington
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Your brother in Christ,
Doc

 

[juneil]

Cool. Build your future on high ground. I like that.

Thanks doc.

 

[MidnightCry]

Thanks for sharing. I like number 11.
"No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting."

 

[mva1985]

I like number 11 also. Great post Doc!!!

 

[EGW]

What about indoor plumbing? Poor Noah.

 

[TrustAndObey]

That reminded me of something my Baptist pastor used to always say" "we can't have a fellowship unless all the fellows are on the SAME ship." LOL!

 

[catlover]

Humorous Lessons from Noah

There is a well-known book titled, Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten. Let me suggest another: Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Noah:

1. Don't miss the boat.
2. We are all in the same boat.
3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something big.
5. Don't listen to critics; just do the job that needs to be done.
6. Build your future on high ground.
7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
8. Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
9. When you're stressed, float a while.
10. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
11. No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

—Source unknown; submitted by Jon Mutchler, Ferndale, Washington
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Your brother in Christ,





You folks are good testimony to Jesus. Thank-you for posting that Doc.