Ever write any one-line wonders?

[RobinOLocksley]

I was just reading a book of quotes and it reminded me of some of the 'one line wonders' I've come up with. I thought it would be fun to hear any short sayings that you wrote.

Here's one of mine:

A fool measures the quality of his wisdom by how many fools agree with him.

 

[RobinOLocksley]

"A man knows he's married when a woman tells him to shut up and he hasn't said anything. She knows she's married when he says something anyways."

 

[GrinningDwarf]

He complains so much that if you handed him a genuine golden egg, he'd complain about the goose crap on it.

 

[FriarErasmus]

"Without insanity, there would be no diversity, and that would make this world a very boring place indeed." - me

 

[FriarErasmus]

"Meh." - me

 

[notanordinarygirl]

“Life is full of surprises: sometimes you think it has given you that chocolate you found lying on the grass as a gift, but then you eat it, and find out that it really isn’t chocolate."


...

I'm odd.

 

[disconsolatelove]

This one was 'spoken' during an online conversation with a good friend. It pertains to our reclusivity and inacessibility by choice. The first part talks about the walls we build to shut others out.

"Walls are walls, meant to be inpenetrable - maybe we should aim to be latticework fences."

I'll post more as they come.

 

[puttytat190]

" Those girl scout cokies are good" - my teacher. While this may not sound funny to you this send me into fits of laughter when my friend says it.Perhaps was the tone of voice and drunked quality of conversation saying this quote that makes it funny.

 

[JohnLocke]

"Life is like a bunch of chocolates; there's always something in the middle to screw it up."

 

[Mr_Hursh]

"Always assume the worst - that way you'll either be pleasantly surprised, or right, which is always nice." - Your's truly