Epic Story Telling

[LaSorcia]

Been stolen! Or had they left...

 

[NurseAbigail]

Been stolen! Or had they left...

the card at the concert of

 

[LaSorcia]

Kittens May Safely Graze, written by...

 

[NurseAbigail]

Kittens May Safely Graze, written by...

The Man in The Mirror who

 

[LaSorcia]

Wasn't actually a man, but a cat.

 

[NurseAbigail]

Wasn't actually a man, but a cat.

He was responsible for the credit

 

[teresa]

of loving peeps on the street

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

Without credit, Lemmings might conquer Mewtropolis

 

[teresa]

mewtropolis has cute cat hats available

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

...that Barbarian Lemming Hordes might loot

 

[LaSorcia]

The kittens have a secret weapon...

 

[NurseAbigail]

Utilizing their cuteness, their weapon is...

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

...internet cat memes, whose military usefulness...

 

[NurseAbigail]

...internet cat memes, whose military usefulness...

was pawsitively purrfectly purrcise and purrple

 

[Chesterton]

has been espoused by General Bonkers.

 

[Chesterton]

(Whoops.)

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

and causes ineffeciency and distraction amongst...

Note:

(Whoops.)

It's fine if you read it as a run on sentence with a comma.

 

[Chesterton]

It's gine if you read it as a run on sentence with a comma.

That's food to know.

 

[teresa]

the top secret shark cats who...

 

[Quid est Veritas?]

...betrayed Mewtropolis due to catnip dependance.