Epic Battles

[DeanM]

Hi folks,

A few weeks ago, I had asked who you thought would win in an unarmed battle; Hercules or Joan of Arc.

Most chose Hercules.

But I thought I'd ask you if you could think of any other epic battles.

Out of respect, let's not use God, Jesus, or Satan in our picks!

I couldn't help thinking of a few I'd like to bet on:

Obama vs. Paul
W.Bush vs. Mary Magdalene
Schwartzeneger vs. Pontius Pilate

This is designed to be whimsical and fun. Please do not be offended by this thread!

God Bless~

 

[crishmael]

Samson vs. Kimbo Slice

 

[synger]

Alexander the Great vs. King David, with an equal number of similarly-equipped soldiers

Mark Spitz vs. Jonah (tells you how old I am that I remember Mark's name and can't remember the guy who just got all the medals last year. *sighs*)

Captain of the Titanic vs. Noah

 

[DeanM]

Samson vs. Kimbo Slice

Wow! No idea who'd win!

Alexander the Great vs. King David, with an equal number of similarly-equipped soldiers

Mark Spitz vs. Jonah (tells you how old I am that I remember Mark's name and can't remember the guy who just got all the medals last year. *sighs*)

Captain of the Titanic vs. Noah

Alexander the Great
Mark Spitz
Noah (very funny image there!)

 

[BabyLutheran]

Jack the Black vs Davin Mochrie

 

[.Sabre.]

OK, Oblivion daedra! (I am such an Oblivion geek lol)

Nocturnal vs Meridia
Sheogorath vs Azura
Mehrunes Dagon vs Sheogorath

..........more later!

 

[crishmael]

For really no reason at all:

Moses vs George W. Bush

I think it'd be kinda funny.

 

[DeanM]

Jack the Black vs Davin Mochrie

Hey now!

 

[BabyLutheran]

Hey now!

haha, just seeing if anyone reads my posts.

Actually I would like to see Chuck Norris vs Jackie Chan

Harry Callahan vs Paul Kersey

 

[EvangelicalChristian]

Alexander the Great vs. King David, with an equal number of similarly-equipped soldiers

Mark Spitz vs. Jonah (tells you how old I am that I remember Mark's name and can't remember the guy who just got all the medals last year. *sighs*)

Captain of the Titanic vs. Noah

My sister still has that poster of him with his 7 medals. LOL

Other guys name by the way is Michael Phelps.
(no relation to Fred as far as I know)

 

[EvangelicalChristian]

haha, just seeing if anyone reads my posts.

Actually I would like to see Chuck Norris vs Jackie Chan

Harry Callahan vs Paul Kersey

Chuck would take him out with the fist that hides under his beard.
Dirty Harry, is there really any question about that one?

 

[synger]

Fiorello LaGuardia vs. Rudy Guiliani

 

[BabyLutheran]

Paul Kersey didn't always need a gun to kill the bad guys

 

[synger]

Al Capone vs John Gotti

Or conversely..

Chicago Deep Dish vs New York Slice

 

[EvangelicalChristian]

Fiorello LaGuardia vs. Rudy Guiliani

Ooohhh tough one to call both those guys clanked when walking. Well LaGuardia did anyway.

 

[EvangelicalChristian]

Al Capone vs John Gotti

Or conversely..

Chicago Deep Dish vs New York Slice

Scarface was more of a hands on kind of guy so unless Gotti ordered someone else to do it I have to give the nod to Capone.

 

[EvangelicalChristian]

Paul Kersey didn't always need a gun to kill the bad guys

Well neither did Harry, once he used a rocket launcher!

 

[EvangelicalChristian]

Mighty Mouse vs. Underdog!

 

[TheManeki]

Imperial Stormtroopers vs. Starfleet redshirts! One group can't shoot the broad side of a barn, and the other group is a magnet for harm.

 

[EvangelicalChristian]

Imperial Stormtroopers vs. Starfleet redshirts! One group can't shoot the broad side of a barn, and the other group is a magnet for harm.

My 8th grade Science teacher could take them all..


Bwahahahahahah

(no seriously you get my vote for best one so far)