Ok, for this one, you can substitute the boys names for any annoying boys you know! lol!
There were these three boys: Timmy, Jimmy, and Bob. They all died and went to Heaven. When they got there, God told them I'll let you into Heaven under one condition: you can't step on a duck. So the boys are like, "o....k. thats easy enough."
So they go in to Heaven, and there are ducks EVERYWHERE! So they start walking around and looking around and all of a sudden, Timmy trips and lands on a duck.
God comes over and says "man, Timmy, I told you man, don't step on a duck! Now you are stuck with this thing for te rest of eternity!" He brings over this absolutly HIDEOUS woman and chains her to him. So Jimmy gets a kick out of this! He starts laughing so hard that he falls over and lands on a duck. God comes over, He says, "man! I told you not to step on a duck!" So He chains an even more hideious woman to Jimmy. "Now you're stuck with this for the rest of eternity!"
Bob holds it in this time...
So the next day, God comes over and chains the most BEAUTIFUL woman youve ever seen to Bob. I mean, picture the prettiest woman youve ever seen, times ten!
Now Timmy and Jimmy are mad! There saying, "Jeez, all we did was step on a duck, and we got stuck with these Things! And he does nothing and gets her!"
The beautiful woman looks at them sadly and says, "So you stepped on a duck, too?"
There were these three boys: Timmy, Jimmy, and Bob. They all died and went to Heaven. When they got there, God told them I'll let you into Heaven under one condition: you can't step on a duck. So the boys are like, "o....k. thats easy enough."
So they go in to Heaven, and there are ducks EVERYWHERE! So they start walking around and looking around and all of a sudden, Timmy trips and lands on a duck.
God comes over and says "man, Timmy, I told you man, don't step on a duck! Now you are stuck with this thing for te rest of eternity!" He brings over this absolutly HIDEOUS woman and chains her to him. So Jimmy gets a kick out of this! He starts laughing so hard that he falls over and lands on a duck. God comes over, He says, "man! I told you not to step on a duck!" So He chains an even more hideious woman to Jimmy. "Now you're stuck with this for the rest of eternity!"
Bob holds it in this time...
So the next day, God comes over and chains the most BEAUTIFUL woman youve ever seen to Bob. I mean, picture the prettiest woman youve ever seen, times ten!
Now Timmy and Jimmy are mad! There saying, "Jeez, all we did was step on a duck, and we got stuck with these Things! And he does nothing and gets her!"
The beautiful woman looks at them sadly and says, "So you stepped on a duck, too?"
I really like that one its great!!!!!!!!!!!!1
