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Dorothy Obselescent

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Name: The woman with the Vermicious Knid aka Dorothy Obsolescent.

Age: 42

Race: Oompa Loompa

Height: about 5'2" (Oompa Loompas have gotten taller over the years, although 5'2" is pretty tall for their race. Figure it about a 6 inch difference from average humans. For instance: 5'2" Oopma Loompa woman= 5'8" human woman, 5'2" human woman=4'8" Oompa Loompa, you get the picture)

Appearance: Orange with green hair pulled into a messy bun. Rather frumpy but with a goodnatured face when she's not upset. Not overweight but definately not skinny. The pleasantly plump sort, you know.

Bio: Member of the Intergalactic Angry Housewives. She's a house-wife with 3 kids, three adultish college age types who are totally moochers. You know the kind who only come home for mom to cook for them and do their laundry. She's been married for something like 23 years and her husband and children all completely disrespect her. Her only solace is in her pet Vermicious Knid.
Wants to join to "get away from it all."

Other stuff: She's a stickler for good grammer and she's a teetotaler. She is obsessive compulsive about cleanliness and is constantly straightening or dusting.

Weakness: Faints when books are turned wrong on a shelf (you know, upside down or backwards, it's a side effect from her ECD)