My point is that God pre-emptively tested Job so he could bless him later.
Except there was nothing pre-emptive about it.
God tested Job because of a wager with Satan -- plus, you can't really say "God did it"; He let Satan do the wetwork.
It's right there in black and white: Job 1:6-12
Of course, we can safely say that
God knew He was going to win the bet... He's God, after all... but the point was to illustrate it to Satan.
When looking at what the authors of the Bible wrote, we have to consider what the Biblical authors wanted us to get out of what they write. I think it's clear that the message is to not be prideful.
The Bible has never shied away from
explicitly stating that message in any of dozens of other places; why be coy here?
Plus, pride is merely the
belief in one's ability to do great things. These people weren't boasting, they were
doing. It ain't pride if you can deliver the goods... and these people could.
God doesn't spell out a lot of things in the Bible. This should be pretty clear, but perhaps it is not to you.
But the message
you're trying to get across, He spells out in explicit (sometimes graphic) detail in every instance except this one...
When an eternal and unchanging God changes, it's cause of curiosity.
Reading the intention of what is written is how exegesis is done. It might not say pride specifically, but that's what it is getting at conceptually.
So why didn't God do what He has done in every other similar situation? Punish them for their failure...
....
unless of course, they weren't about to fail...
I'm not sure why you are hung up on God being pre-emptive here.
Because He's never done that before or since.
As I said, when the eternal and unchanging suddenly changes, it's bound to raise a few eyebrows.
Sometimes God does things as a one time thing. Lots of example of that in the Bible.
Where else does God break character?
As far as our society is concerned, there's plenty of ways God could cause trouble for us if He wanted to and it need not be mixing up our language.
This is true -- God could send all manners of calamities on us at any time...
....remind me why such a being is worthy of worship?