Donny Does Downunder

[Occams Barber]

Donny Does Downunder

I have just been informed that Donald Trump Junior will be doing a whirlwind speaking tour of Australia starting on 9 July. According to the promotional blurb Don's tour will be 'live' (?).

Donny will do a series of one-night stands starting in Sydney on 9 July, followed by Brisbane on 10 July and Melbourne on 11 July. He will be accompanied by Nigel Farage (be still my beating heart) who will also be available for dinner for a moderate fee.

Tickets to the Don & Nigel Show are:

• $89 for ordinary folk
• $295 for a chance to shake Donnie's hand
• $495 for a backstage photo with champers and a complimentary party hat

or (drum roll)

• $2,500 for a pre-show 'Dinner with Donnie'.

(all quoted prices are in Australian currency)

I can't wait......

Donald Trump Jr. Live Tour 2023

Landmark Australian Tour 2023 - Book Now!

www.trumplive.com.au

 

[Bradskii]

Donny Does Downunder

I have just been informed that Donald Trump Junior will be doing a whirlwind speaking tour of Australia starting on 9 July. According to the promotional blurb Don's tour will be 'live' (?).

Donny will do a series of one-night stands starting in Sydney on 9 July, followed by Brisbane on 10 July and Melbourne on 11 July. He will be accompanied by Nigel Farage (be still my beating heart) who will also be available for dinner for a moderate fee.

Tickets to the Don & Nigel Show are:

• $89 for ordinary folk
• $295 for chance to shake Donnie's hand
• $495 for a backstage photo with champers and a complimentary party hat

or (drum roll)

• $2,500 for a pre-show 'Dinner with Donnie'.

(all quoted prices are in Australian currency)

I can't wait......

Donald Trump Jr. Live Tour 2023

Landmark Australian Tour 2023 - Book Now!

www.trumplive.com.au

What do I need to spend to get close enough to Farage?

 

[Occams Barber]

What do I need to spend to get close enough to Farage?

It'll cost you $1,000 + $51.79 booking fee, to get within stabbing distance.

Nigel Farage VIP Dinner | SYDNEY | Buy Tickets | Ticketbud

Nigel Farage VIP Dinner | SYDNEY - July 13, 2023 at Sydney CBD, NSW, Australia. Find event and ticket information on Ticketbud.

ticketbud.com

OB

 

[Bradskii]

It'll cost you $1,000 + $51.79 booking fee, to get within stabbing distance.

Nigel Farage VIP Dinner | SYDNEY | Buy Tickets | Ticketbud

Nigel Farage VIP Dinner | SYDNEY - July 13, 2023 at Sydney CBD, NSW, Australia. Find event and ticket information on Ticketbud.

ticketbud.com

OB

I think a crowd fund will cover that. Plus any fine for a Will Smith type 'discussion' I might have with him.

 

[Occams Barber]

I think a crowd fund will cover that. Plus any fine for a Will Smith type 'discussion' I might have with him.

You may also need to fund a return airfare to Melbourne. The link I gave you says that the SYDNEY dinner will be held somewhere (TBA) in the Melbourne CBD. It (according to the link) will be on 13 July but has a ticketing calendar for 8, 9,10,11,12 and 13 July.


This confusion may be intentional in order to fool would be assassins.

OB

 

[Bradskii]

You may also need to fund a return airfare to Melbourne. The link I gave you says that the SYDNEY dinner will be held somewhere (TBA) in the Melbourne CBD. It (according to the link) will be on 13 July but has a ticketing calendar for 8, 9,10,11,12 and 13 July.


This confusion may be intentional in order to fool would be assassins.

OB

I signed up to Ticketbud but I can't order tickets for 13 July. Other dates are Donny in Melbourne, Brizzy or Sydney with Farage as special guest. Plus Alex Antic, S.A. senator. Less said about him the better.

Venue for Farage in Sydney will be announced 48 hours before event. Will be heavy security so it says arrive in plenty of time.

 

[comana]

I hope he is given a big welcome and shown around in a manner befitting his stature. I wonder if Jr might be interested in a visit to a crocodile petting zoo?

 

[FreeinChrist]

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This is closed. It really isn't okay to wish for Don Trump jrto be stabbed, or punched or meet a bad end with crocodiles.
Let's not promote violence.

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