Dogs. How do you choose?

[JunkYardFrog]

In the interest of ensuring you get exactly the right type of dog for your needs, it might be useful to look at how some various breeds handle common household tasks, such as - How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Answers:

Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?"

Border Collie: "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."

Dachshund: "I can't reach the stupid lamp!"

Toy Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

Rottweiler: "Go Ahead! Make me!"

Shih-tzu: "Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . ."

Lab: "Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"

Malamute: "Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."

Doberman Pinscher: "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."

Mastiff: "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."

Hound Dog: "Zzzzzzz…"

Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."

Pointer: "I see it, there it is, right there..."

Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"

Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"

 

[simi]

Lol that is sooo true and soo funny

Here are some more.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle .

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

 

[angelwings67]

In the interest of ensuring you get exactly the right type of dog for your needs, it might be useful to look at how some various breeds handle common household tasks, such as - How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Answers:

Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?"

Border Collie: "Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code."

Dachshund: "I can't reach the stupid lamp!"

Toy Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry."

Rottweiler: "Go Ahead! Make me!"

Shih-tzu: "Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . ."

Lab: "Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?"

Malamute: "Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy."

Doberman Pinscher: "While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch."

Mastiff: "Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark."

Hound Dog: "Zzzzzzz…"

Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb."

Pointer: "I see it, there it is, right there..."

Greyhound: "It isn't moving. Who cares?"

Old English Sheep Dog: "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?"

Thank you Junkyard. I have a shih tzu and he does have a very spoiled and demanding personality. God Bless.

 

[country woman]

I love that analogy. and thats funny to read. And after that how would you choose.

 

[weddy]

they are funny, these were read on K-LOVE (the radio station) yesterday afternoon & I loved it