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"How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Make me.
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .
Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeeky toys in the dark.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there........
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs, I am not one of THEM, so the question is, how long will it be before I can expect my light?
Hound: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
what do you get when you cross these
* Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso - a dog that folds up for easy transport
* Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow - a dog that throws up a lot
* Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter - a traditional Christmas pet
* Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs - a puzzling breed
* Pekingese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso - an abstract dog
* Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull - a dog that makes awful mistakes
* Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador - a dog that barks incessantly
* Collie + Malamute = Commute - a dog that travels to work
* Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere - a dog that's true to the end
* Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer - a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
* Labrador Retriever + Curly-Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever - the choice of research scientists
* Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound - a dog for financial advisors
* Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point - owned by ... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
