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Does Ned Flanders offend you? Why or Why Not?

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My funniest bit with him was when he was reading to his kids about Harry Potter.

"And Harry Potter, and all his magical friends... went straight to Hell for practicing witchcraft!"

Oh, and who can forget when he agreed to give Homer a lot of money, and told his sons:
"Kids, I think we are having imagination Christmas this year."
the boys:"Imagination Christmas!? Yaaay!"
 
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It was actually Maude who went to Bible camp to learn to be more judgmental.

I liked the original Ned; he seems to have become a bit... more zealous in his beliefs, and not in a good way. I like the Ned that quit being a Pharmacist, and said "Homer! I can see your doodle!"
 
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That's what I said, Ned's wife....couldn't remember her name.
 
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Achilles_ said:
Homer: "Hey, Ned. I was working on last year's tax returns and I accidentally discovered that there's no God."

Ned: "Huh, well we'll just see about tha-... maybe he made a mistake... nope... it's all plain and clear."
ROFL
 
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