Nathan Poe
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To name a few:Is time divided between BR and AR (Before Rowling and After Rowling)?
Would it make any difference if it were?
Does this book make predictions, then fulfill them with 100% accuracy?
As a matter of fact, it does.
Is this book JKR's diary?
Nope -- is the Bible God's?
Is this book sold in the non-fiction aisle at the local bookstore?
Vox populi, vox dei.
Is the greatest nation on earth currently founded on this book?
Nope -- nor is it founded on the Bible, as you well know.
Did JKR's only begotten son die for the sins of the whole world?
Nope -- and nor did anyone else's.
Does this book contain a "great commission"?
Sure -- buy the other books and go see the movies.
Some commissions are greater than others.
Does this book attract unbelievers to it, more than any other book?
Sure -- I thoguht the HP craze was a load of hooey until I sat down and read it, Now I can respect JKR's literary accomplishment.
Unlike some Christians, I was never a sucker for popularity.
Does this book generate followers who are part of a 'called out assembly' who meet once a week to worship its author?
Sounds like a creepy cult thing. Why would the followers of a book need to do such a thing?
Where two or more believers in JKR are gathered together, is JKR in their midst?
Does she have to be?
This is all well and amusing, AV, but I'm sure the rest of us have better things to take about than your personal beliefs.
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