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A guy goes to see his doctor. After his examination, the doctor tells the guy, "Well, you have cancer, and you have Alzheimer's."
"Wow," the guy says. "Good thing I don't have cancer, too."

"Wow," the guy says. "Good thing I don't have cancer, too."