A doctor, and engineer, and a lawyer are all trying to show which professions is best.
The doctor says: "Well, God took a rib out of Adam's side, so God was a surgeon, and since that's a type of doctor, doctors belong to the greatest profession."
The engineer says: "Before God took the rib, though, God made the world out of chaos. Since making things is what engineers do, God was en engineer first and being an engineer is the greatet profession."
The lawyer says: "Yeah, but who created the chaos?"
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A lawyer meets the Devil in a bar. The Devil says the lawyer "If yougive me your soul, and the souls of everyone in your family, I will make you a full partner in you firm."
The lawyer responds, "So, what's the catch?"
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but only if the light bulb really want to change.
The doctor says: "Well, God took a rib out of Adam's side, so God was a surgeon, and since that's a type of doctor, doctors belong to the greatest profession."
The engineer says: "Before God took the rib, though, God made the world out of chaos. Since making things is what engineers do, God was en engineer first and being an engineer is the greatet profession."
The lawyer says: "Yeah, but who created the chaos?"
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A lawyer meets the Devil in a bar. The Devil says the lawyer "If yougive me your soul, and the souls of everyone in your family, I will make you a full partner in you firm."
The lawyer responds, "So, what's the catch?"
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How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but only if the light bulb really want to change.
