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Do you want to go to heaven???????????????
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Not so dirty anymore.
Looks like some sort of master/slave relationship is going on there.
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toastface_grillah
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Yeah, the look on Bert's face isn't saying "My bestest friend ever."
Twenty-nine more pages.
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toastface_grillah
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Did Jesus personally turn on the spigots of living water, or did you wrench open a Holy Ghost fire hydrant?
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bocannes
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I need to explain? Okay, here goes........
It goes back to this:
As you can see, the implication is that you are cheating on us with some kind of 'good news' (which may or may not be hotter and younger than we are) and, naturally that would be bad news. It would be bad in general, if not only for us.
I took a common phrase: "no news is good news", which means:
That could be interpreted to mean that we haven't heard you denounce us for your new 'good news', which would be good news (for us). On the other hand, you could interpret it as a reference to this 'good news', which I am saying is not 'good', in that it is the reason you are not posting. You could even apply it in a broad philosophical sense, that no news can be 'good' (referring to the statement that only God is good).
Next, we have "but posting is greatnews". This is a simple play on words that could mean 'great news' (general) or 'greatnews' (you, specifically). It can then be read in one of two ways: 1. that posting (to this thread) is great news (which may apply to you or to anyone, depending on your interpretation) 2. that the person posting is you (greatnews). This second reading has various implications, which I won't go into here.
Does that answer your question?
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toastface_grillah
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Speaking of news, I am going to leave this here, and sit back and watch as events unfold:
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the gospel is good news, it's about the only thing that is, in fact gospel means good news, so your wrong there
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What did the holy spirits fountain feel like greatnews? you can prove you're genuine to me by explaining all of these feelings and i'd be willing to listen a lot closer
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it just felt like all the rushing thoughts went away and i felt like i didn't weigh anything or much at all , and i could think clearly , i felt like i got light weight , and then it's like my ears were opened and i could hear and listen clearly to everything even what people were saying and could see things behind them putting those thoughts into their heads
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