Do you want to go to heaven???????????????

[Going Merry]

Does anyone want to go to heaven? I am handing out passes, hear ye hear ye *hands out tickets*

 

[greatnews]

Does anyone want to go to heaven? I am handing out passes, hear ye hear ye *hands out tickets*

i'm the one handing out tickets and it's not really me but Jesus

 

[toastface_grillah]

Does anyone want to go to heaven? I am handing out passes, hear ye hear ye *hands out tickets*

i'm the one handing out tickets and it's not really me but Jesus

Dueling ticket scalpers? Awesome!

 

[greatnews]

Dueling ticket scalpers? Awesome!

but her's is fake tickets

 

[Victory of the Cross]

but her's is fake tickets

Sinners prayer is also a fake ticket, it alone does not save and is not biblical

 

[MrMoe]

I have a phobia about going to heaven. I'm sure there's a name for it

 

[greatnews]

Sinners prayer is also a fake ticket, it alone does not save and is not biblical

the sinners prayer is in the bible, it is in luke chapter 18, and the person who prayed it walked away saved , yes saved

 

[Going Merry]

the sinners prayer is in the bible, it is in luke chapter 18, and the person who prayed it walked away saved , yes saved

Holy moly he was saved

 

[ks777]

Did he say saved?!

 

[Going Merry]

Praise JEsus

 

[MehGuy]

God told me I get a little cottage in heaven.

God told me Greatnews gets a cardboard box.

Going Merry gets a castle.

 

[MrMoe]

God told me I get a little cottage in heaven.

God told me Greatnews gets a cardboard box.

Going Merry gets a castle.

And I'll get a cave

 

[MehGuy]

Yeah, God said you'd have to scrounge.

 

[Going Merry]

No you get a bar and you will like it

And a shady massage chair

 

[toastface_grillah]

Do I get a bar, too? I was gonna hold out for a 7th floor condo, but a bar would be awesome.

 

[Victory of the Cross]

the sinners prayer is in the bible, it is in luke chapter 18, and the person who prayed it walked away saved , yes saved

The parable was condemning religious self righteous people

Read rest of Gospels to see the whole picture

 

[MehGuy]

This thread is pregnant.

What's worse is that it was done out of wedlock.

Someone on this forum did the dirty deed with this thread, and we're gonna get to the bottom of it.

 

[Going Merry]

The parable was condemning religious self righteous people

Read rest of Gospels to see the whole picture

That is what I have been saying, Luke 18 is not even talking about a sinners prayer!

 

[RandomNoob]

Here's my gospel view

1) Sack up and fast

2) enforce Gods laws in His Kingdom, being led moment to moment by the Holy Spirit, Jesus style.

chicks might get a more lenient plan

 

[greatnews]

God told me I get a little cottage in heaven.

God told me Greatnews gets a cardboard box.

Going Merry gets a castle.

yay that was my dream to live in a card board box , what I always wanted