This is Gnosticism. The universe was created by God. It does not lie. How can an inanimate object lie?
I see clearly what is going on with you mumluvsherboys, and it's not the Lord's work. When so-called Christian "scientists" stop lying, I'll be nice to them. But while they continually misrepresent science as supporting them when it quite plainly does not, then don't expect me to respect them. If they can't respect truth and integrity, why should I respect them?
The ancient people who wrote the Bible were pre-modernist - they had no concept of science, of historical accuracy, or of evidence-based knowledge and they lived in a world full of stories, myths and poetry. the same people who heard these stories would have heard the stories of Babylon, Sumeria and the surrounding culture. Most of the hearers couldn't read or write, and could assess the story by how authotitative it sounded to them. Of course they believed it; but they couldn't care and couldn't know if it was factual or not. They believed it like they believed in monsters, in illness being caused by God, in divine bolts of lightening - because it was the only way of explaining the world available to them.
That is why we have to read the Bible accounts non-literally - because now we know the facts do not match up to a literalistic interpretation, we have to go to the Bible and find out its meaning and its truth by other means.
Your post is in any case so full of mistaken impressions of what theistic evolutionists think, I do really wonder if you've ever actually sat down and asked what they do say. No TE as far as I'm aware says that God only creates some things while others evolve. TEs state that God created using the very process of evolution itself. There is the mistaken assumption behind this that God onlt works through "miracles" rather than through the general working of the universe. But God works creates evolution, gravity, germs, everything that is. The universe is God's handiwork whether miracle or no.
As for the nonsense about thermodynamics - where do you get this stuff from? Try learning about physics from a physicist, not from some lying creationist. Thermodynamics no more goes against evolution than does giving birth.