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Viren

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Yeah, I just laughed at this gif. Notice how much faster he walks once he has the goods.
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Joke:
Suitable Partner

A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and
requested - "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find
a suitable one?"

The marriage officer said, "Your requirements please."

"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty,
knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me
the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out.
Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation
and be silent when I want to rest."

The officer listened carefully and replied,
"I understand... Well, as far as I can tell, you need a television."

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