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View attachment 234984 BRAKING (sic) NEWS !!!!

Keep America Great Trump 2020 ‏ @pearl_of_truth Jul 19


Replying to @RyanAFournier


Hillary was just spotted at a Kia dealership trying to buy a SOUL.

Hahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!

 

[drjean]

Damon McIntire‏ @Damonmcintire1 6h6 hours ago

Well, I'll bet he got the new "collusion" avoidance feature, called EyeSight, cause boy is he avoiding all the illegal activities from his previous administration. Lol

 

[drjean]

Michael‏ @Michael4Tune Jul 19


Replying to @RyanAFournier


But then he went down the street to Diahatsu where he thought the "Charade" was pretty darned appropriate

 

[drjean]

Robert P‏ @Landcruiser9771 Jul 19


Replying to @Tweetsfor45


Check with Elizabeth Warren, she drives a Cherokee.



Christine‏ @Tweetsfor45 Jul 15


I've never named a vehicle before, but I'm considering Elizabeth. After Elizabeth Warren: it's very white, but still says it's a Cherokee.


#DeepStateSwampDrain‏ @Ms1Scs Jul 15


Replying to @Tweetsfor45 @grizzlemeister and


Does it run roughshod over the #Constitution ? #ElizabethWarren #Fauxcahontas #LeftistTerrorism

 

[drjean]

Someone said that the Trumps hired Servpro to clean the White House before they moved in... Servpro's slogan? expertise to help make it “Like it never even happened.”

 

[Dale]

Someone tweeted that Barry Hussein Obama was seen in a Subaru dealership trying to buy a LEGACY.


I'll make no further comment unless it's funny.

Do you know what "Barry Hussein Obama" did for a living before he was elected to the Senate?

I have found that critics of Obama where I live don't know the answer to that one.

 

[drjean]

Is that supposed to be funny? He was a community organizer, only knew how to spend government monies. Now that is funny!

 

[drjean]

Did anyone hear that Mueller was at Ford looking for an ESCAPE?

 

[drjean]

This just in...

Pelosi was at the Mitsubishi dealership seeing a Mirage...

 

[drjean]

Maxine Waters wanted a new vehicle too..but she ended up at the Honda dealership with a FIT.

 

[Halbhh]

Former President Obama will also be remembered as a family man, married to the same woman for 25 years, and the devoted father of two daughters he had with his one and only wife. He certainly won't be remembered as an adulterous philander, who married his former mistress, fathered five children with three different women, paid off a porn star to silence her about their affair, bragged about watching young beauty pageant contestants getting undressed, joked about dating his daughter if she wasn't his daughter, and bragged about groping multiple women that his large base of Christian supporters referred to as 'Locker Room Banter'. And Trump is the one his supporters always defend.

I was confirming, and it's even worse.

In 1999, the family patriarch died, ... (Donald and Freddie are brothers; Freddie died of alcoholism)

But the drama was hardly put to rest. Freddy’s son, Fred III, spoke at the funeral, and that night, his wife went into labor with their son, who developed seizures that led to cerebral palsy. The Trump family promised that it would take care of the medical bills.

Then came the unveiling of Fred Sr.’s will, which Donald had helped draft. It divided the bulk of the inheritance, at least $20 million, among his children and their descendants, “other than my son Fred C. Trump Jr.”

Freddy’s children sued, claiming that an earlier version of the will had entitled them to their father’s share of the estate, but that Donald and his siblings had used “undue influence” over their grandfather, who had dementia, to cut them out.

A week later, Mr. Trump retaliated by withdrawing the medical benefits critical to his nephew’s infant child.

“I was angry because they sued,” he explained during last week’s interview.
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/03/...-trump-lessons-from-a-brothers-suffering.html

 

[drjean]

Glenn Simpson, once arriving at FORD bought a Steele Fusion.

 

[Humble me Lord]

One of these vehicles had a bumper sticker that read:

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan!"

 

[drjean]

I wonder how many got the Fusion connection... hmmm
I wrote most of those, the first two no, and not one other... I could go on but would they still be funny?