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Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Afternoon: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.
Air bags: Inflation we can live with.
Alarm clock: A device to wake people without small kids.
Allege: A high rock shelf
Answer: What everybody is still looking for.
Antelope: How she married my Uncle.
Antonym: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Anxiety: Nature's way of getting you up mornings.
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Arson: Our daughter's brother
Atheism: A non-prophet organization.
Author: A person who is usually write.
Autobiography: A history of cars.
 

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Thanks to all your replies I am glad you enjoyed them.

Automobile: A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people.
Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Avowal: a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y
Baby-sitter: A teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
Backward: Patient rooms at the rear of a hospital.
Baloney: Where some hemlines fall.
Bank: A place that will lend you money if you prove that you don't need it.
Bassinet: What every fisherman wants.
Beauty parlor: A place where some women go to dye.
Belong: To take your time.
Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
Blotter: Something to look for while the ink dries.
Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money
 
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