Denomonational Joke

[Vixen Evenstar]

Im a baptist. Whats wrong with eating!? Makes things more festive!
Though its true. We've only had one skinny pastor and he left in short order!

 

[caley]

A person met another person at a social gathering. They discovered they had a lot in common, and eventually, their conversation turned to religion.

"I'm a Christian."

"Hey, cool, I'm a Christian too! What denomination are you?"

"Lutheran, how about you?"

"Lutheran. What synod?"

"ELCA, what synod are you?"

"ELCA, that's cool. What church do you go to."

"First Lutheran on Broadway."

"Hey me too. Cool! What time do you arrive for church?"

"8:45, fifteen minutes before the service."

"Hey, me too! Wow, we have a lot in common. Where do you sit in the sanctuary?"

"Oh, usually towards the back."

"Oh, I sit up front."

"DEVIL!!!!!"