Demonstrators protest Mel Gibson's ' Passion ' in New York

[Woodsy]

The solution to this is simple.

All Mel has to do is list Michael Moore in the credits as co-producer, and release the film as a documentary.

With Mikey on the bill, the ADL will undoubtably think that just like all Mikey's other movies, there isn't one iota's worth of truth in the whole thing, and the controversy evaporates.

Problem solved.

Too true, brother!