Deep Thoughts

[Irishcat922]

Deep Thoughts:

I planted some bird seed, a bird came up, now I don't know what to feed it.

I had amnesia once or was it twice?

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is one chance to prove money won't make me happy.

What is a "free gift" aren't all gifts free?

Teach a child to be courteous in the home and when he is grown he'll never be able to merge into freeway traffic.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

One good thing about egotists, they don't talk about other people.

I used to be indecisive now I'm not sure.

How can there be self-help groups?

Where do Forest Rangers go to get away from it all?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What is another word for Thesaurus?

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

Show me a man with both feet firmly planted on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

Is it my imagination or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

 

[CoffeeSwirls]

"To me, boxing is a lot like ballet. Except there is no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other"

 

[Raives]

It's a small world but i wouldn't want to paint it.

My Girlfriend paints her finger nails with liquid paper, late at night i get up and write misspelled words on them.