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Yo! Rupert Murdoch here and we got the facts
Best up from that liberal scum that sho 'nuff lacks
What you see is what is true
We got the story from you know who
But before I go deposit another quarter billion of dough
Let my team tell ya how much we roll
We came upon the scene settin fire to cable
Treatin dem utha's like they be telling kids fables
I made an empire from spreadin dirty laundry
Now what I'm gonna do next is something of a quandary
You see I'm richer than rich and foreign to boot
And though I got money im just a brute in a suit
I say it's America's new channel but im telling a sick lie
im really a covert op brainwashing peeps til the day i die
so heed the herald that im sending
it's the world i wanna own and the copyrights are pending
im gonna sit back and let my henchmen do my work
here he is now. ladies and gentlemen: Mr. Bill O'reilly the jerk
Well hello there and since ive already been formerly introduced
let me grab a mic and run it like a race horse that's been juiced
for years i made millions speaking on the factor
some tried to dismiss me but i overcame the detractors
that was until enough of the bimbos came out and narcked
now im just an unemployed lowlife that's a sexual deviant - marked
I would just head over to the competition
but i know my fellow conservatives would give me a lynchin'
But when you're in my kind of shoes
You aint got much left to lose
Alimony, insurance, and child support debt
I tell ya. all the more reasons why i gotta get back on the air to be a threat
to them liberal left wing haters
so what I got canned
this land is our land
the home of the brave
i know what i can do
i can infiltrate the liberal media
i can espouse my view onomatopoeia
ahhhhh i gotta go before i lose my mind
if you got anything to say please be happy to opine
you can email me at
www.billore.illy.com
and if you're nice you can send me a psalm
maybe it'll detract from my plans to bomb...
er wait. newscorp i love you.
what my ex-collegue is trying to say is that
fox news is here and here to stay
we will control your minds
and consume your time
just stare into my eyes
and feel the burn
we're on 24/7 so theres no missing a beat
just ask Geraldo Riveria who's reporting live now from the streets
Hello and welcome to the prime time victim show
where we're tooting our horns and lettin paranoia grow
(background scene of minorities running around with tin foil hats on)
Just yesterday we witnessed an entourage of nuns coming out from the white house gates
and a line of homeless people with hands full of empty dinner plates
What we're seeing here is profound and completely absurd
even the secret service men are picking up the white house lawn of dog turd
this is my job i dont know what else i can do
forget it! home base: back to you
Well this is shepherd smith and before we cut off
we want the whole fox news audience to turn their head and cough
we're trying to fix a certain sentiment that prevails in today's woes
we want you queer even though it stinks in Heaven's nose
Im gay. you're gay. we're all gay for Fox news day
and with that being said
/takes out sawed off shotgun
let me here the whole country give a neigh
(right before he blows his head off on live camera, the screen turns to a field full of horses and one closeup zooms up to a horses face..
