Romans 1 : 21 - 28:
Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. 22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23 And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. 24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: 25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
21-23 seems to say that people didn't go around thanking god for every little thing. And they started spending too much time in front of a mirror. And became fools. Hmm.
23-24 appears to say that if you think god looks like a corrupting man-bird-mammal-lizard, then you are in ERROR!
24-25 so god cast them into a mud-pit. And made them do things to their bodies that dishonored the mentioned body. Which could mean anything.
25-26 Whoever wrote this must have played black and white at some time, because aparently people refused to acknowledge un-specified truths about god, and started worshipping his "Creature", instead. Perhaps because it had better fur.
26-27 And so god gave men a thirst for vanilla-flavoured bubble-gum and gave out drivers licenses to all the women.
27-28 And he gave the men a featherduster, a saucepan and a brush with wich to clean the dishes. And the men did cook and clean. And broke more glasses and plates than was affordable.
Harken to the words long written down!
