Dear smacarena

[smacarena]

So you might have some questions for me. For example:

1. Where does the name smacarena come from?

2. How many times were you dropped on your head as an infant?

3. Will you be running for president of the U.S. any time soon?

Feel free. And no question is too silly.

 

[trentlogain2]

What's last silliest thing you've done?

 

[smacarena]

Excellent question, http://www.christianforums.com/users/233369/trentlogain2. It involved rebroadcasting a Yankees game without the expressed, written consent of Major League Baseball. Thanks for asking!

 

[scraparcs]

Have you danced the Macarena, even once, since 1998?

 

[smacarena]

Have you danced the Macarena, even once, since 1998?

If I have, I probably blocked it out of my memory. Thanks for asking.

 

[scraparcs]

Will you be running for county sheriff any time soon?

If you do, will you be assimilated by the county sheriff of the next county over?

 

[smacarena]

Yup. Right now I'm practicing my sheriff-speak. "You're in the wrong parta town, boah."

Them folk in Greenville County think they're so cool. Little do they know that I've been watching "Star Trek" non-stop and have perfected anti-assimilation technology.

 

[scraparcs]

Can your anti-assimilation technology defeat Steve Urkel?

 

[smacarena]

Steve Urkel? What's wrong with him? I find him insightful and witty.

 

[white dove]

Is there humor to be found in the urbane?


What do you think of Keith Urbane?









I mean, Urban.

 

[LoneSheep]

What am I thinking about right now?

 

[smacarena]

Is there humor to be found in the urbane?


What do you think of Keith Urbane?









I mean, Urban.

Only if you're Bill Cosby.

And I think Keith Urban has a hot wife. Wait, he's the one married to Nicole Kidman, right?

 

[smacarena]

What am I thinking about right now?

You're concerned about the geopolitical struggles at home and abroad, and man's seemingly innate desire for self-destruction.

That, and you want a kit-kat bar.

 

[white dove]

What's the longest run-on sentence your smacarenaness can muster?



Doo eeeet!

 

[scraparcs]

How many languages can you write run-on sentences in?
Do you get bothered by dangling prepositions?

 

[EazyMack]

How's it going?

 

[white dove]

When you dance, do you do the smacarena?


And if so, what does that look like?

 

[smacarena]

What's the longest run-on sentence your smacarenaness can muster?



Doo eeeet!

I'm not sure my grammatically perfect skills will allow me to try such a thing it's just too impossible why would you ask such a thing?

 

[smacarena]

How many languages can you write run-on sentences in?
Do you get bothered by dangling prepositions?

I could attempt one in French.

I get bothered by dangling anything. Wait ...

 

[smacarena]

How's it going?

Let me tell ya something, bro. It's going smacktacular.

Et tu?