Dating Misshapes

[Torah]

You ever been on a date and have hade something happen to you or you did something embarrassing.

Here’s one from me; I took this nice girl to a movie theater and wanted to put my arm around her, but did not want to make it look like I was trying to put my arm around her. So! I was going to act like I was going to streach and then put my arm around her, When BAM! My elbow cougher her right in the eye, She yells, “What was that for” People around us start laughing I’m trying to apologizes and the rest of the theater is saying Shhhh….. The next day she had a black eye. That was 30 years ago and the girl with the black eye becom my wife.

PS, I am not saying to get a wife, you first got to give her a black eye.

 

[Jamza]

LOL!! Now that is a bad one!

 

[stormgade4]

Good one Torah.

I took a girl out for a second date to the best restaurant in the city. After that night, I never heard from her again. Maybe when I get to heaven I can't find out just what went wrong. I guess it was pretty bad.

 

[winglovesall]

Wow! Very interesting -

 

[JPPT1974]

That is indeed funny LOL!! Sorry you got an black eye first!

 

[winglovesall]

But hey - when you met a person at young - they may come back later in your life - and for this example, it turns out to be the wife.

 

[chanis]

I was asked out on a date by this dude whom I had been crushing forever and so I was excited, we took a walk on the boardwalk and I totally tripped and fell, yeah! how embarrassinig, especially when you're totally trying to be super cool...it was hilarious...

 

[JPPT1974]

But hey - when you met a person at young - they may come back later in your life - and for this example, it turns out to be the wife.

Well, at least they do act more nicer afterwards!

 

[winglovesall]

And it's wonderful -- and she might of forgotten it -- thinking about the positives and be happy! Throw the negatives away and so, when she reunite with you again - she probably never remembered it -

However, she wouldn't mind because you were both young children (kids) and kids make mistakes and it's perfectly fine - there's not a perfect world!

 

[JPPT1974]

And it's wonderful -- and she might of forgotten it -- thinking about the positives and be happy! Throw the negatives away and so, when she reunite with you again - she probably never remembered it -

However, she wouldn't mind because you were both young children (kids) and kids make mistakes and it's perfectly fine - there's not a perfect world!

Throw away all those negatives and concentrate on the positives. Move forward and start anew. It isn't a perfect world but you can always work on it though.

 

[winglovesall]

However, it sometimes can be useful to remember the negatives - you can reflect on it - and you could put to pieces of what God's plan for you were. You can improve on it - I agree -

And it changes you when you reflect. You will be glad that you've made those changes from the negatives and you just move on and continue.

There's definitely not a perfect world and no one is 100.000...................(lots of zeros) % similar to you.

 

[none the wiser]

Only been on a few dates, with two guys. And the only bad thing was I felt like I was doing all the talking. So not disasterous, but not a good thing either. Made me uncomfortable, cause I'm the quiet one *points to title*

 

[Jamza]

I'm not even going to go into the EPIC things that have happened to me in the way of mishaps; and that's from someone who has no problem admitting he once took the dog for a walk but forgot the dog. See now if I'm not going to share dating mishaps, imagine the levels we're talking here

 

[BeautyForAshes]

Only two things come to mind at the moment. One, when i dropped my purse and tampons went rolling out (near his feet) LOL and the time when my hair (which is a lot longer now) got caught in my seatbelt as I was getting out the car, so it jerk me back in and I bumped my head (and said a few expletives, but shoot, that HURT!)

 

[Sketcher]

When her nice white dress gets grass stains from the seat belt in your car, nothing that follows is good. Trust me.

 

[Beauty4Ashes]

I was wearing one of those belts that you slide the end through the buckle and there is a pin that slides over to hold it i place. Well I had gone to a restaurant with they guy I was dating and while in the bathroom, my belt got stuck and I couldn't close it properly. After trying my darndest to fix it myself, I realized if I stayed in the bathroom much longer he might start to wonder. LOL. So I had to come out and tell him what happened. He was like "no problem. Just take it off and I'll fix it for you." I then had to show him and explain that I couldn't take it off because the end was stuck in the buckle. So he had to fix it while still on me. We were sitting outside but there were a few people around watching as he fiddled ith my belt buckle. (He did end up fixing it atleast)

 

[JPPT1974]

However, it sometimes can be useful to remember the negatives - you can reflect on it - and you could put to pieces of what God's plan for you were. You can improve on it - I agree -

And it changes you when you reflect. You will be glad that you've made those changes from the negatives and you just move on and continue.

There's definitely not a perfect world and no one is 100.000...................(lots of zeros) % similar to you.

Nobody is indeed 100% and we will all be vulnerable and fair game if you know what I mean. And always there is room for improvement.

 

[Blake]

I filled up the downstairs part of my girlfriend's apartment with balloons for her birthday. Then I purposely set a few on the stairs going up to her bedroom and one by the door for her to notice when she woke up in the morning. After I left, one of the balloons poped during the night it scared her and she thought it was someone trying to get into her apartment. So, she comes shooting down the stairs and ignores the balloon by her bedroom door due to the darkness. She ends up stepping on one of the balloons at the top of the stairs and falls down them. Due to the soveriengty of God she fell feet first. Needless to say, she was a bit sore. When I came to visit her early on her birthday in the morning, bringing a card, flowers, and biscuit, I was given one of the meanest looks in my entire life. We don't date anymore, but we are the best of friends; so, I didn't ruin everything that day.

 

[plum]

You ever been on a date and have hade something happen to you or you did something embarrassing.

Here’s one from me; I took this nice girl to a movie theater and wanted to put my arm around her, but did not want to make it look like I was trying to put my arm around her. So! I was going to act like I was going to streach and then put my arm around her, When BAM! My elbow cougher her right in the eye, She yells, “What was that for” People around us start laughing I’m trying to apologizes and the rest of the theater is saying Shhhh….. The next day she had a black eye. That was 30 years ago and the girl with the black eye becom my wife.

PS, I am not saying to get a wife, you first got to give her a black eye.

haha great post, achi! at least we know that the black eye didn't 'blind' her from 'seeing' you for who you really are beyond the elbows!

while visiting my (ex) boyfriend, i nearly killed myself three times:
1) while walking out the front door to go to church, i tripped and fell into the grass. darn high heels!
2) while getting out of a 2-door car from the back seat, i tripped over the edge of the car and fell on the ground, face and hands first, my leg still caught inside the car! oh man....
3) i took a step off of a curb at Blockbuster, not looking as I went, and tumbled to the ground, twisting my ankle in the process...

THREE TIMES in ONE WEEK. splat.

 

[winglovesall]

I certainly have a long road ahead of me. I don't want to waste time by not educating myself anything.